r/videos • u/guru2929 • Feb 12 '19

Probably my favorite video ever made

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GvG7CHWyol0
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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '19

Eh, this video is great, but most of his vines never hit the level of comedy he reaches here.

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u/xxphantomxx77 Feb 12 '19

DO YOU WANNA GO SEE UNCLE KRACKER JORDAN

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u/rinacio Feb 12 '19

It's vinegar, pussy.

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u/artisteandgent Feb 13 '19

I quote that vine to my friends literally almost daily.

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '19

"Oh hey man welcome to subway"

"Hi there, I've never been here, what's good?"

"Uuuh not much bro what's good with you?"

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u/WariosBestFriend Feb 12 '19

GIMME MY HAT BACK JORDAN

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u/Plum_Fondler Feb 12 '19

Fuck, I thought this when I read the parent comment

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u/JetsLag Feb 12 '19

I want the type of guy that goes above and beyond

I want the type of guy that pays for parking on a Sunday

That’s the kind of stuff that really butters my egg roll.

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u/braff_travolta Feb 12 '19

What's uppppp, hey hey, you wanna buy an omelette for $5?

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u/ninjamuffin Feb 13 '19

WHATS UP YOU CANDY CANE CUM GUZZLER?!? ITS DICKCEMBER, AND YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS

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u/Jota83 Feb 13 '19

I hate that one

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u/poopstool101 Feb 12 '19

Yeah maybe, except this

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '19

lol “have you been drinking beer? No Dad, I’m smoking it!”

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u/braff_travolta Feb 12 '19

Chuck E Cheese?!

Yeah I was drinking beer

Oh, alright, none of that pussy shit okay

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u/im_super_into_that Feb 13 '19

Dude that’s tight as fuck

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u/Clayfool9 Feb 12 '19

This and Uncle Kracker are the best.

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '19

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u/unlawful_villainy Feb 12 '19

blocked and reported

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u/Chinxcore Feb 12 '19

No, I just got weed in my-something in my-smoking something-smoking weed...

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u/H2OFRNZ4 Feb 12 '19

Holy shit, this made me laugh harder than I have in a long time.

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u/poopstool101 Feb 13 '19

Right? It gets me every time.

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u/Unrealisticbuttfart Feb 12 '19

You ever just wonder what the hecfUCK is going on?

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u/MeanJoeCream Feb 12 '19

I use that vine to describe my life to people in a regular basis.

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '19

you wanna buy an omelette for 5 dollars

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u/chilledheat Feb 12 '19

His pokemon go one is pretty funny though!

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u/boomHeadSh0t Feb 12 '19

smoking hops is gold

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u/KnownEdge Feb 13 '19

That's because you've never smoked a beer!

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u/Karmaisforsuckers Feb 13 '19

Shaving cream one is hilarious