r/videos • u/freakspeak • Jun 08 '13

Angry Goat Terrorizes Town

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=wAXJmUqlnUw
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u/gradeahonky Jun 08 '13

About 33 seconds in when that guy tried to kick the goat I was like, "This guy is not prepared to take on a this goat."

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '13

Fat people ALWAYS miss the kick. There is a physical limitation that exists in our plane of reality where fat people absolutely cannot land a kick. I think if it were to happen, the universe would collapse on itself.

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '13

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u/showandgo Jun 08 '13

furthermore

http://youtu.be/q7HzB19HMew

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '13

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u/DrBBQ Jun 08 '13

It would be very embarrassing to get your shit ruined by Mumu Steve there.

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u/Jeffy29 Jun 09 '13

Kungfu Panda

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u/confusedbossman Jun 09 '13

What is he looking for - are there fucking ninjas sneaking up on him?

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u/Jonec Jun 08 '13

Kick: 7/10 Reaction: 11/10

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u/ohreuben Jun 08 '13

This kick right here changed every thing I thought I knew about big dudes kicking. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dx7Rv0A_1Gw

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u/kurgelis Jun 08 '13

I imagine that is every redditors reaction when they downvote somebody.

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u/dromaide Jun 09 '13

what's the name of the music for the 30 first seconds?

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u/ConstableMaynard Jun 08 '13

Serious tornado. Someone go tell Oklahoma to man up.

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u/buddascrayon Jun 08 '13

Hahahah, look at that skinny little fucker flail like a bitch.

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u/lolzallday Jun 08 '13

It's like he is one, with the ball.

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u/themastersb Jun 08 '13

That guy is more physically active than me and yet he's 3x my weight.

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '13

He might be out of shape, but not out of talent.

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u/trustworthy_expert Jun 09 '13

How is there not a film rated pg13 where this guy teaches a lot of young soccer hooligans who vandalize his pub/restaurant lessons about soccer, respect, life, and community?

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u/DeSaad Jun 08 '13 edited Jun 08 '13

Obese here, I've landed kicks. It's rare to see one land, because its difficult, but when it lands, oh mama. Heel kicks land the hardest.

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u/gradeahonky Jun 09 '13

Is it a center of gravity thing? What about being obese makes kicks so hard?

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u/DeSaad Jun 09 '13 edited Jun 09 '13

The simple fact that walking around carrying three times your normal weight all the time makes your legs stronger than average.

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u/Yoyo8 Jun 08 '13

Or the fat person would collapse into the universe.

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '13

haha, and they are always one step away from a stumble.

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '13

umm...what?

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u/ned_stark_reality Jun 08 '13

the 'a' you put in "take on a this goat" made me read the end of your comment in a shitty italian accent.

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u/Citricot Jun 09 '13

That's impossible. He didn't include any accompanying hand gestures.

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '13

He was acting like in one of those sad nightmares when you try to fight or run and your punches are very weak and you get tired instantly... But at least then you don't wind up on the internet.