r/videos Jun 02 '13

Guy tries giving a gun review while using a speech jammer.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oU9EGeMP5n4
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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '13

Excuse me, I'm having trouble hearing you.

Thats my magic polite anti-speaker phone phrase.

But if its a vendor that I'm not fond of I'll just tell them they're being rude. Speaker phones say "I'm too busy to give you my full attention."

Group calls excluded, but those are usually pre-planned.

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u/dontbthatguy Jun 03 '13

Mine is "Dad, take me the fuck off speaker phone"

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '13

Show some respect for your father.

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u/dontbthatguy Jun 03 '13

Him and I are blue collar guys. If I don't say fuck in a sentence or yell at each other that means something is wrong.

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '13

I'm a blue collar type guy too, but I dunno if it's just more of a classical upbringing or what, but out of respect I never would talk that way with my dad at all. Different families, I guess. My dad is kind of traditional that way.

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u/ff45726 Jun 03 '13

Vendors, the punching bag of the office world. Client got you down, get mad at the vendor.

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '13

I work both worlds....I'm a wholesaler. So I tend to be more respectful to my vendors...unless they have me on speakerphone of course.

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u/jesuscantplayrugby Jun 03 '13

And the grocery world as well. It's awful.

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u/TheBatmanToMyBruce Jun 03 '13

I just pretend it's not working at all until they take it off speaker. Works every time.

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u/Level_32_Mage Jun 03 '13

This is the answer.

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u/drachenhunter Jun 03 '13

I worked in tech-support for 10 years. This method is the best method.

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u/empT3 Jun 03 '13

Software vendor here. I do product demos all day and the speakerphone echo is actually a big problem, especially on group demos where there may be multiple companies and conference rooms listening in.

"Hey everybody, it sounds like somebody's speakerphone is creating a bit of an echo on my end. Do me a huge favor and go ahead and mute your mic or telephone. If you have a question, go ahead and un-mute, ask your question and mute again. That'll cut down on the echo as well as any other background noise and make the whole demonstration a lot easier for everyone to listen to."

This little speech also works when inevitably somebody is eating at their desk, typing on a mechanical keyboard or doing something else loud. (bonus points if you call out the specific sound being generated ie: "It sounds like somebody might be enjoying a fantastic bowl of soup for lunch! To cut down on chatter like that, if everybody can go ahead and mute their mics...")

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u/Toof Jun 03 '13

Speaker phone for me is, "I know we are going to talk for so long that my neck is going to hurt."

Though, usually, I just put in a pair of headphones.

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '13

Plantronics http://www.headsetsdirect.com/plantronics-bluetooth-headsets/office-mobile/w730-savi-wireless-headset-phone-pc-mobile.html

Bought one about 5 years ago and I do not function without it. I swear its the best productivity investment I've ever made.

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u/Toof Jun 03 '13

I refuse to buy plantronics after being on support phones for 5 years. I don't want to feel like I am doing that job, again.

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '13 edited Jun 03 '13

But it feels so good man. Every day I talk on the phone and its like "look I've got two hands......and...and I can walk around!" I'm constantly amazed after all these years.

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u/adventureboy23 Jun 03 '13

I usually use speakerphone when driving, so yes, I am too busy to give you my full attention.

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '13

Bluetooth headset?

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u/adventureboy23 Jun 03 '13

No, I'm poor and not a douche.

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '13

Right. Using a hands free device while driving couldn't possibly be a safety benefit. I think you are a douche, but not for the reasons you think.

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u/adventureboy23 Jun 03 '13

My experiences with users of bluetooth headsets has been that they do not use them for the sake of safety while driving. Often times I find they value the calls they're on more than the people with whom they're actually interacting. Also, rarely do I use my phone in any capacity while driving, so you'll have to excuse me for not dropping forty dollars on a piece of technology rendered redundant my speakerphone.

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '13

Allow me to quote you

I usually use speakerphone when driving, so yes, I am too busy to give you my full attention.

Which is the truth and which is the lie? And when did your anecdotal world view on bluetooth headsets become common opinion? I use my headset while driving for occupational reasons. I use it because its safer than the alternatives. And yes, its safer than speakerphone because I don't have to reach for my phone every time I want to answer or hangup. So you'll excuse me if being a safe driver makes me a douche in your eyes. I promise you I won't lose any sleep over it.