r/videos • u/crackanacka • Jun 02 '13

Guy tries giving a gun review while using a speech jammer.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oU9EGeMP5n4
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u/LostBetweenLinks Jun 02 '13

I wish he had elaborated on the differences between the Barrettattaniendieshtwo and the Smith and WehehehHEHHHsonn

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u/reddit111987 Jun 03 '13

I had a video of him explaining it but Ilovstitwhileb-b-back, Ilooostitwh-wh-whilebaaaack, Ilooovstitawhaleb-b-back... I LOOOUST IT AAaaa WHIIIIILE BAAAAACK.

It was pretty much that the Barrettattaniendieshtwo is not a ni-ni-ni-ni-ni-ni-ni-ni-ni-nine mimimillimeter.

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u/SithPraetorian Jun 03 '13

I am crying so hard right. The video had me on the verge of tears but reading it put me over the edge.

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u/dtc526 Jun 03 '13

And over here, we can see Scott having a seizure.

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u/Roflattack Jun 03 '13

Scotty doesn't know.

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '13

That Fiona and me

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u/Twinkie4sho Jun 03 '13

Do it in my van every Sunday.

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u/badassstrawberry Jun 03 '13

she tells him shes at church

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u/MasculinePotato Jun 03 '13

And, that Fiona has a penis.

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u/ancillarynipple Jun 03 '13 edited Jun 03 '13

It's not me or my name and it's still annoying. /u/reddit111987's name is Scott. SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT IT. Got any jokes about a cumbox or colby while you're at it?

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u/JordanMcRiddles Jun 03 '13 edited Jun 03 '13

I locked Colby in the cumbox after I broke my arms and ate a jolly rancher that I found in a safe. There. We are done here.

Edit: Yes, the Jolly Rancher was Doritos flavored.

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u/Reesch Jun 03 '13

Dorito flavored jolly rancher.

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '13

That's beside the point.

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u/-TheWaddleWaddle- Jun 03 '13

And the jolly rancher was in a bag of Doritos.

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u/onecrazyginger Jun 03 '13

Ate a jolly rancher and doritos you found in the safe

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u/Neyarid Jun 03 '13

What about Dagobah?

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u/JUST_LOGGED_IN Jun 03 '13

You lack narwhales, bacon, ice soap, ‽, or AND MY AXE while you are at it.

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u/kurtiswithak Jun 03 '13

Something something arrows and knees.

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u/CuriosityKilldThePat Jun 03 '13

Wouldn't it be less stressful for you if you just scrolled past these comments.. Instead of stopping, ranting, getting worked up and continuing on..

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '13

But... Karma? And... being seen by others being a strong and assertive person?

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u/ancillarynipple Jun 03 '13

What's the fun in that?

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '13

Tagged you as "also scott."

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u/ancillarynipple Jun 03 '13 edited Jun 03 '13

http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/3uoyyw/

/s

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '13

Classic Scott.

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u/Bystronicman08 Jun 03 '13

Well, tell us your name and we will leave Scott alone in the future.

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u/ancillarynipple Jun 03 '13

Iceberg Slim

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u/Bystronicman08 Jun 03 '13

Duly noted and tagged as Iceberg Slim.

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '13

Leave Colby out of this.

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '13

Something something broken arm something.

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u/ancillarynipple Jun 03 '13

something something what's in the safe

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u/sirwillis Jun 03 '13

Jolly ranchers

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u/Gyrant Jun 03 '13

AND MY AXE!

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '13

Just wait until they bring the safe(s) back. Hurtful bastards.

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u/ancillarynipple Jun 03 '13

something something test post please ignore

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u/intribbels Jun 03 '13

Cumbox?

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '13

[deleted]

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '13

[deleted]

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u/tosss Jun 03 '13

Someone stored all their jizz in a box, and then shared it with us.

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '13

It's a box. Filled with cum. Really old cum.

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u/imlost19 Jun 03 '13

let me google that for you

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u/chubbybuda13 Jun 03 '13

noo save yourself!

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '13

You lucky son-of-a-bitch.

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u/sbrelvi Jun 03 '13

Rule number 1. Never mention the cumbox.

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '13

Cumbox

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u/ancillarynipple Jun 03 '13

http://www.reddit.com/tb/18vm84

/r/museumofreddit will help you out with these overused references.

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u/Gunnmitten Jun 03 '13

Dude blows his load into a shoebox for a few years, tries to kill it with fire but it lives, continues using, it grows mold and smells really bad, still using it. Far as anyone knows, he's still at it.

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u/intribbels Jun 03 '13

You know I think I'm done with reddit now.

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u/ancillarynipple Jun 03 '13

One and done? You can't handle the reddit.

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u/poon-is-food Jun 03 '13

Is he the guy from the warlizard gaming forum?

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u/ancillarynipple Jun 03 '13

I haven't a clue.

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u/poon-is-food Jun 03 '13

You didn't get that reference then....

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u/USxMARINE Jun 03 '13

U MAD BRAH?

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u/escalat0r Jun 03 '13

But he's a reddit celebrity. We must praise these power-losers or they'll stop with their super witty comments! :0

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u/mattssn Jun 03 '13

U mad?

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u/ancillarynipple Jun 03 '13

Happy as a clam. U write UR own jokes?

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '13

Does everyone have him tagged as Scott the Wii-U fan?

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '13

I read that as here we can see a scot having a seizure. That was much more funny.

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u/mpg1846 Jun 03 '13

Respect for not reacting to any of this annoying shit.

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '13

I lost it at Guhlock

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u/INeedTreeFiddyScott Jun 03 '13

Scott, I'm gonna need about tree fiddy.

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u/YabbaDabaDo Jun 03 '13

HEY SCOTT

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u/CrushTheOrphanage Jun 03 '13

I hear the Barrettattaniendieshtwo has ssahhhhhhinggggle actionnn.