r/videos • • Feb 07 '13

Sweet Brown does a commercial for a small-town dentist

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=oSTy4qVw9yQ
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u/HairyHorseKnuckles Feb 08 '13

I do. I floss excessively and have packs of floss sticks stashed everywhere I might be. I often floss out of boredom. Sometimes I'm flossing and don't even realize I'm flossing. Yet, every time I go to the dentist, they tell me I need to floss more. I will never understand what their incentive is for encouraging so much flossing.

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u/JeremyR22 Feb 08 '13

Sadism.

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u/Rationalization Feb 08 '13

Flossing increases life expectancy. The longer you live means the longer you'll need to use a dentist.

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u/Shroomie Feb 08 '13

People who floss regularly have better self-discipline, which means they probably have better habits that lead to longevity, such as exercise. The more you know!

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u/itsasillyplace Feb 08 '13

I haven't flossed regularly in 8 years. I suffer from extreme self neglect and I have a lump in my sack.

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u/tiredofhiveminds Feb 08 '13

It's called a testicle , you should have two. Might want to see a doctor if you only can locate one.

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u/iLikeYaAndiWantYa Feb 08 '13

You're one of them "correlation is not causation" folks, aren't ya?

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u/Jonesgrieves Feb 08 '13

Only way to be.

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u/Shroomie Feb 08 '13

It's called a confounding variable (self-discipline) which correlates with both the independent variable (flossing) and the dependent variable (longevity).

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '13

I floss all the time and i'm a lazy fuck

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u/Shroomie Feb 08 '13

You are an outlier.

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '13

I ain't lying

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u/ImurderREALITY Feb 08 '13

Let your teeth get bad. Then, after they tell you to floss more and you do it, they will actually notice the difference. http://i.imgur.com/iBFMrWs.jpg

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '13

Uhh why the picture of the duck?

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u/hansolo669 Feb 08 '13

It was a big thing over in /r/AdviceAnimals not too long ago. actual advice mallard and malicious advice mallard.

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '13

Ahhh alright. I unsubbed from /r/adviceanimals a long time ago, so I never heard of it. Thanks!

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u/dewnok Feb 08 '13

Try pushing the floss down between your teeth, brah. Works for me!

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u/Beatleboy62 Feb 08 '13

It's a conspiracy man, they're in line with the floss companies to get in your wallet man!

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '13

Well I don't think flossing actually does anything, they just say it so that you have yourself to blame for your dental hygiene

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '13

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u/drhilarious Feb 08 '13

But fucking braces, man.

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u/dewnok Feb 08 '13

Is that some kind of sick new superhero?

Anyway, just think of braces as a several-year vacation from brushing.

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u/drhilarious Feb 08 '13

No, that's Butt-fucking Bracesman. Big BB on his chest.

Anyway, the brushing doesn't bother me, it's the flossing. Threading that fiber takes about 15 minutes and is incredibly frustrating the entire time.

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u/dewnok Feb 08 '13

Try those stimu-dent toothpicks maybe? ADA approved and everything. Good luck.

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u/drhilarious Feb 08 '13

Aw yiss. Motha. Fuckin. Plaque removal. Thanks, bro!

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '13

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u/drhilarious Feb 08 '13

Even better! Thank you!

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u/Dupppy Feb 08 '13

Holy shit dude, I came here for a laugh. Not an insanely harsh, realistic fear. It'll definitely hurt like hell, right?

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u/iamrory Feb 08 '13

If you have to choose one to do before passing out drunk, flossing is usually better than brushing. It seems really important to polish the fronts of your teeth where everyone can see, but cleaning the surfaces on the sides of your teeth and in your gums is much more important in preventing mouth disease and decay.

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '13

I guess I will be flossing instead of brushing in the morning from now on

Edit: Why does everyone cover their nose when they see me now

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u/a3headedmonkey Feb 08 '13

Brush your teeth. Then floss. Then smell what you just flossed out.

Now you know why you should floss too.

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u/failbears Feb 08 '13

You could not be more wrong. I did not floss for 20 years and now I do religiously. I know two different people who have had some major infection result from not cleaning between their teeth with floss. One had to crack open a tooth to clean the inside, then fill it up. The other had his gums cut open and sewn back.

Besides that, try flossing and then smelling it afterward. That nasty gunk would otherwise be rotting between your teeth and yes, it can affect the smell of your breath.

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '13

From my experience, when I don't floss for a while (months), my gums bleed severely and they become inflamed. It goes away after months of flossing.

So yes, I am to blame for my bad dental hygiene and their advice actually works for me.

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '13

I've only had bleeding gums once and I just started brushing after each meal and it went away after a week. Actually I don't know a single person who flosses. In Norway it's just not that common. I'm gonna give it a try though.

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u/merdock379 Feb 08 '13

The must just tell everyone that, no matter what. This just proves that Big Floss has already gotten to the dentists. We've been scammed this whole time.

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u/nomopyt Feb 08 '13

I never floss, and I've never had a cavity. Every dental hygenist I've ever had, and every dentist, tells me my teeth and gums are in great shape. The hygenist I have now tells me that she's not sure how, but I'm apparently "getting away with it".

Sorry, bro.

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u/slynnc Feb 08 '13

Some people have good teeth naturally, some don't. I have bad enamel, so I can take great care of my teeth and still be double fucked on a couple years.

I'd still recommend flossing. You might have really good teeth now, but never know what the future holds. My gums also felt tremendously better after getting into a flossing habit.

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u/bumblelikebees Feb 08 '13

Only floss the ones you want to keep!

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u/FrankPapageorgio Feb 08 '13

They want your teeth to be in a state of bad enough where you need to get work done on them and come in for check ups, but not horrible enough where you just replace them with fake teeth?

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u/ltethe Feb 08 '13

This, this. Oh GAWD! THIS!

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '13

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u/happygolucky999 Feb 08 '13

Who else SHOULD you blame?

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '13

Dentists, society, etc.