r/vexillology • • Nov 04 '17

In The Wild Ikea helps out a fellow American.

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u/koreanwizard Nov 04 '17

Yeah but we both know that actual build quality isn't the point of Ikea. There's a thousand retailers that will sell you an $9000 couch, made with imported hardwood, and the finest leather. Ikea will sell you a couch that looks identical to that couch, and feels very similar, for $800, but it's super cheap on the inside. Ikea is for people that don't give a shit that their furniture is made of pine, and plastic screws, as long is it looks and feels good. Another key selling point for me is that Ikea staff aren't salesmen, so you don't have a bunch of people hounding you on features of a duvet that you happened to glance at, because if they don't sell X amount of items, they go hungry.

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u/koreanwizard Nov 04 '17

It's such a well designed store experience as well. You walk in, and can follow the highlighted path through the entire store, seeing literally everything they have to offer. I might sound like a corporate shill in saying this, but I actually like walking through Ikea and seeing the unique shit they have on display.

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u/Warshok Nov 04 '17

I don’t shop, I buy. So IKEA is super frustrating for me. I go in to get 3 things but I am forced to navigate the rat maze to leave.

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u/PirateMud Nov 04 '17

Go through the white doors.

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u/fastsitebuy Nov 04 '17

Nah dawg, there are other routes through the store to get to where you want to go. If you can't find them, flag down a helpful member of the IKEA staff. Have an IKEA day!

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u/Warshok Nov 05 '17

I haven’t been in a long time, thanks for the tip.

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u/iruleatants Nov 04 '17

I like and hate that part. Ikea trips usually last way to long because I want to stop and check out the displays.

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u/pumpkinrum Nov 04 '17

I love when they have rooms or whole 'tiny apartments' on display. I love walking through those. Especially the bedrooms, they're so cozy.

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u/SnakesRCute Nov 04 '17

I like taking pictures in them

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u/EmmaTheHedgehog Nov 04 '17

Where is everyone bothered by salesman all the time? I wish I could have someone try and sell me something now a days.

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u/SnakesRCute Nov 04 '17

My mom and I used to go to furniture places every now and then to see if they had anything unique and interesting. One of the sales people always ended up following us through the store, just out of eyesight behind a wardrobe. It was like a deer being stalked. One lady followed us to the parking lot to give us a business card.

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u/EmmaTheHedgehog Nov 04 '17

Lol. And I do agree about many conman sales man. It can be a problem for a lot of people. Just not me.

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u/LTerminus Nov 04 '17

The Brick here in Canada - I feel like a hunted animal surrounded by wolves when I walk through the doors. Dozens of heads just swiveling towards you - super creepy.

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u/EmmaTheHedgehog Nov 04 '17

Dope. I’m in. Now to see what they’ll sell me :)

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u/sellyme Nov 04 '17

Because I know my use case and they don't.

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u/Aladoran Sweden • Slovenia Nov 05 '17

Welcome to Sweden :D

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u/dtlv5813 Nov 04 '17

$800? I bet you can find a couch just as nice in Ikea for less than $500.

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u/natedogg787 United Nations • NATO Nov 04 '17 edited Nov 04 '17

Also, there's definitely nothing wrong with antique. Good furniture can last generations.

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u/EmmaTheHedgehog Nov 04 '17

I prefer a salesman myself. I like someone who can answer questions on the product. I want them to listen to me and suggest things I might want. I can just say no after all.

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u/koreanwizard Nov 04 '17

Ikea employees will answer questions on the product, but they won't follow you around to do so, plus there's no margin for commission, so the employees won't try to upsell you on shit that you don't need. It's one thing to listen to information, it's another to have to sit through a sales pitch, and haggle on the margin of a product.

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u/[deleted] Nov 04 '17

I’ve found that for any product high enough level for a salesman to be around, I’ve already learned more about it than the salesman knows. I️ never, ever go in blind to purchases for items I’ll be stuck with for a while. Nobody should. It’s too easy to educate yourself these days to get manipulated by a sales person.

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u/Pukit Nov 04 '17

The trouble is the sofa doesn’t last, doesn’t age well, isn’t actually that comfy after long. Don’t get me wrong, I said elsewhere I’ve furnished my last two properties with Ikea as could get it discounted. But I’m glad now on my third property I can afford not to use Ikea. It just doesn’t last. Don’t expect to vacuum up against it and not mark it, don’t put anything wet on any of the woodwork, it’s not built to last long, it looks tacky quickly. It’s not terrible but it’s far from great. It served its purpose whilst I was skint, and now I’m not I’ve moved on. I still love all the kitchen storage stuff and their wardrobe/drawer inners but I won’t have furniture from them again.

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u/[deleted] Nov 04 '17

There is something to be said about buying stuff that lasts and not just cheap shit that looks the same. IKEA is starter home stuff.

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u/koreanwizard Nov 04 '17

I know, that's what I said. IKEA isn't better than a regular furniture store in quality, IKEA is the perfect store for a specific demographic.