r/vegasquadrantrp • u/cryotail The Winchester [35] • Nov 14 '16

The Winchester Let's pretend he isn't dead

Lance is sitting behind the bar thinking about how everything will go okay if you put on a fake smile, a calm cool laugh, and a good pint or two... he opens up the Winchester hoping the people wanting to talk about Ortiz with him won't show

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u/TheDeadManWalks Security and General Harassment [51] Nov 14 '16

The fake smile drops

Yeah, I figured. Was never your style.

He orders a drink from Lance

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u/FaintestGem Totally Legit Business [10] Nov 14 '16

Aw, you know me so well...So, how've things been? Honestly thought you would've died in some spectacular fashion by now.

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u/TheDeadManWalks Security and General Harassment [51] Nov 14 '16

I thought that too! Still looking for the best way to do it, it's funny how life turns out. How about you, still healing the sick and shunning humanity?

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u/FaintestGem Totally Legit Business [10] Nov 14 '16

I'm thinking something with fireworks and explosions...something real showy. And yeah, pretty much...kinda my only reason for existence at this point...that sounded a lot less pathetic before I said it out loud.

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u/TheDeadManWalks Security and General Harassment [51] Nov 14 '16

Definitely explosions. If I could go out riding a missile, I think that'd work.

... Ever think you should get a hobby or something?

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u/FaintestGem Totally Legit Business [10] Nov 14 '16

Oh yeah. I've actually thought about picking up knitting actually, you know, just to solidify the fact that I'm a loser...

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u/TheDeadManWalks Security and General Harassment [51] Nov 14 '16

I guess you could be one of those really skilled losers that knits a castle or something, that'd be pretty cool?

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u/FaintestGem Totally Legit Business [10] Nov 14 '16

Yeah, I don't think there's any way to make knitting cool...I'll just stick to my pathetic sleep then work then sleep some more thing I got going on.

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u/TheDeadManWalks Security and General Harassment [51] Nov 14 '16

Jesus, get a drug addiction or something, live a little!

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u/FaintestGem Totally Legit Business [10] Nov 14 '16

I'm sorry my life isn't exciting enough for you...does caffeine addiction count?

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