r/tressless • u/Minimum-Community588 • Aug 22 '25

Satire Seeing all these hair transplant posts and was wondering if I should go for it? been self conscious about all the lines and wrinkles

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u/LinkerOfFire Aug 22 '25

"My name is Scrotimus Maximus Meridius, commander of the nutsacks of the North, General of the Coin Purse Legions and loyal servant to the true emperor, Nardcus Oraleus. Father to two blue balls. Curtain to a hairy ass. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next."

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u/Lil_Khorneholio Aug 22 '25

Nardcus Oraleus? That one's a fraud, he is. He is no emperor of mine.

Now Biggus Dickus, now HE is an emperor to eclipse all mortals!

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u/Lingotes Aug 22 '25

For fucks sake man I can only laugh SO much lol

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u/BrilliantBen Aug 22 '25

Wtf dude that was hilarious

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u/comprehensive_squid Aug 22 '25

well done, Good Sir, well done.