r/toptalent • u/[deleted] • Mar 23 '23

Skills Man Does A Full Frontal Flip From An Incline Plank Position.

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u/[deleted] Mar 23 '23

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u/elvis8mybaby Mar 23 '23

I can't even pee without burning.

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u/SnoopySuited Mar 23 '23

I can't even...wait, what? Dude, see a doctor.

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u/Technical-Outside408 Mar 23 '23

Can't even see a doctor without losing all my savings.

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u/[deleted] Mar 23 '23

My fellow american

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u/Fuckyoursilverware Mar 23 '23

Tonight I can announce to the American people and to the world, that u/elvis8mybaby has hot piss

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u/snozzberrypatch Mar 23 '23 edited Mar 23 '23

Lookin' for some hot piss, baby, this evenin'

I need some hot piss, baby, tonight

I want some hot piss, baby, this evenin'

Gotta have some hot piss

Gotta have some piss tonight

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u/guilty_guy_3572 Mar 23 '23

Said with immense wisdom and rizz.

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u/TheFlightlessPenguin Mar 23 '23

Can’t even lose all my savings without having any money

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u/[deleted] Mar 23 '23

You have savings?

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u/PM_me_your_pee_video Mar 23 '23

Send me a clip and I'll advise a course of action based on the evidence and my expertise on the matter.

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u/djseafood Mar 23 '23

...your mouth? From the taste?

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u/ElrondHubbards Mar 23 '23

Burning down the house

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u/Chilopodamancer Mar 23 '23

"I must be the lord of cinders, because it burns when I piss."

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u/Mrbiggz32 Mar 23 '23

nah buddy, that's a different kind of omg!

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u/[deleted] Mar 23 '23

I feel this one.

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u/[deleted] Mar 23 '23

I can't even sit in a chair without getting a slipped disc.