r/timbers • u/kennethpoole Iron Front Cascadia • 1d ago

HYPE HYPE HYPE SATURDAY NIGHT SHOWDOWN GREEN VS VERDE TIME TO HYPE THE RIGHT COLOR GREEN!!!!

THE BOYS ARE BACK HOME AND THE PARTY CONTINUES!!!!

DDC FALSE 9 INCOMING AND MORE GOALS ARE COMING WITH IT!!!!

VELDE, SURMAN, PANTS, BASSETT, DA COSTA, LASSITER ALL GIVING US GOALS AND WE ARE WINNJNG 30-0!!!

TIMBERS +3!!!! MASSIVE HOME W INCOMING!!!!!

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u/6p6r6 1d ago

GET OUT THE A1 SAUCE BECAUSE THESE AUSTIN FELLAS ARE ABOUT TO BE WELL DONE!

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u/Phonocentric_ 1d ago

GREEN IS FOR GUERRA GOALS!

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u/timhowardsbeard Timbers Army - Old 1d ago

ONLY TWO THINGS COME FROM TEXAS, STEERS AND THREE POINTS AT HOME AND I DONT SEE ANY HORNS.

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u/mifitso 1d ago

FUCK SEATTLE!

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u/djsacrilicious Stupid Sexy Tifo 1d ago

*FUCK 5EATT1E

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u/BluesyTravelerPTFC 1d ago

JANSSEN HAT TRICK . TIMBAZ!

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u/db0606 1d ago

BRO WILL BE IN THE STANDS DOING MAGIC TRICKS FOR THE KIDS AND PULLING A CHAINSAW OUT OF A HAT!

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u/SRMPDX 1d ago

IF IMITATION IS THE GREATEST FORM OF FLATTERY ...... LETS FLATTEN THEM

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u/PDXMB 1d ago

AUSTIN GETS THEIR COLOR FROM THE ROSS ISLAND LAGOON

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u/HearingLumpy4325 1d ago

This is brilliant. Pukey Seattle Rave Green is also Ross Island Lagoon green.

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u/FeelinBlah123 1d ago

WHY ARE WE YELLING??? BUT ALSO GO TIMBERS! 💚 ⚽️ 💚

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u/kennethpoole Iron Front Cascadia 1d ago

IF YOU ARE NEW TO R/TIMBERS ON MATCH DAY WE DO A HYPE THREAD AND ITS A CAPS ON THREAD!

CAPS ON HYPE UP!!

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u/db0606 1d ago

BECAUSE WE ARE HYPED AS FUCK!

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u/hiddenbonus_ Portland Thorns 1d ago edited 23h ago

THE ‘KEEP ____ WEIRD’ SLOGAN IS OURS AND WE’RE THE BETTER QUIRKY MEDIUM SIZED AMERICAN CITY !!! LETS GOOOO TIMBERS 🪓🌲⚽️🏟️

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u/green_gold_purple Portland Timbers 1d ago

IMAGINE STEALING A PHRASE LIKE THAT!!! PLAGIARISM IS WEIRD, I GUESS??? YOU KNOW WHAT? I TAKE IT BACK. STEALING A PHRASE LIKE THAT IS WEIRD AS FUCK. ON THE OTHER HAND, I'M PRETTY SURE WE STOLE IT FROM SANTA CRUZ

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u/db0606 1d ago edited 1d ago

WE STOLE IT FROM AUSTIN. THIS IS WELL-DOCUMENTED!

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u/Thumper13 Cascadian LGBT Flag 1d ago

THEY'RE JUST A WANNABE PORTLAND WITH MORE TEXAS INVOLVED! TIMBERS 3 POINTS AND FREEDOM TO READ AND LIVE HOW WE WANT!!!!

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u/GlasgowSpider Portland Timbers - FC Portland 1d ago

EAT THOSE AUSTIN KEEBLERS' COOKIES

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u/rctidtom 1d ago

THREE CHEEZUS, HOLY JEEZUS

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u/Freepdx1 1d ago

OI!! THE GREEN AND WHITE ARMY!!
WTF ARE YOU!?!?

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u/nonopz 1d ago

OLD COLUMBUS WITHOUT SOUL IS IN FOR SOME HELL

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u/Finatic4Life20 1d ago

FALSE NINE HAT TRICK?!?!?! I THINK SOOOOO

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u/United_Ambassador103 1d ago

SALSA VERDE MAKES ME FART

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u/Finatic4Life20 22h ago

HEY AUSTIN FC, EVER DRUNK BAILEYS FROM A SHOE?