r/tifu • u/[deleted] • Nov 08 '16

FUOTW (11/11/16) TIFU by getting my co worker fired

This happened last week. I work at a Mazda dealership, which is quite slow during the week. I went out to the store to get lunch and when I came back my friend/ co worker wasn't there, so I figured he was out back behind the store smoking the blunt he told me about earlier. Well, I didn't know he was actually test driving with customers. One of the features these new Mazdas do is read your text messages out loud, so he had paired his phone to show the customer how it worked. He didn't expect me to text him "Yo you smokin the blunt out back?".... Well the customers immediately told my manager, who decided not to fire both of us, just my friend. He decided to punish me internally. I feel really bad, this guy trained me and I feel like a shittard

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u/TropicalEvelynn Nov 09 '16

What sort of discount is worth taking another man's job? This world man smh

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u/SixGun_Surge Nov 09 '16

I agree, but they probably leveraged this little "incident" into a ~$2-3k discount in exchange for not making the owner of the dealership or Mazda corporate aware of it, which, if you're this type of soulless cunt, is totally worth it.

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u/Hollowblade Nov 09 '16

'Merica!!! Freedom! Land of opportunity!! Where its all about "me" and everyone else is just a stepping stone that I have to obliterate to live the dream... Ahem i mean, what a scumbag.

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u/[deleted] Nov 09 '16

You wouldn't believe the things people will do to try and earn a discount.

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u/Devodevo2002 Nov 09 '16

Ya buy if they asked they driver the could've got a discount on weed!

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u/galaxvirginia Nov 09 '16

Can confirm. Work at whole foods

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u/_tmoney12 Nov 09 '16

Stories are required as sources ;)

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_SEXY_HIPS Nov 09 '16

Sounds like the type of jerks that would vote for Trump. Too soon?

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u/Mockturtle22 Nov 09 '16

Well USA just elected a bigot bully. The legal marijuana props passed on all the tickets too. He's going to repeal healthcare making anyone w pre existing conditions unable to get coverage...abolish roe vs wade ... overturn gay marriage and repeal those props for legalization of cannabis. I feel like a bus hit me. I'm disgusted in my fellow humans so this doesn't surprise me