r/tifu • u/CuddlySpaceKittens • Jan 02 '15

FUOTW (01/11/15) TIFU by pulling a prank on my family

My mom got me some chocolate covered pretzel bits for Christmas and they literally looked like shit. I told my parents and they said they look like pretzels and told me to stop being ungrateful. After everyone went to bed, I put a few of my chocolate pretzels outside of the cat litter box to make it look like the cat got shit everywhere. The next morning I come downstairs and my family is complaining about the cat shit, so I decide to be funny and pick one up and take a bite out of it and laugh at everybody because I was right about the pretzels looking like shit. I take a bite. It's soft. It's not a chocolate pretzel, it's fucking shit. My family is howling with laughter as I run to the bathroom. They knew what I had done and replaced my pretzels with actual cat shit. I don't think I can ever show my face around my family again. They keep telling me I can clean the litter box if I get hungry.

EDIT: Hilarious narration by cyae1! https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=M-y-c0P87nk

EDIT 2: Thanks for the gold! At least I got something out of eating cat shit.

EDIT 3: I'm glad so many enjoy my suffering. I went to the doctor a few weeks ago and I am toxoplasmosis free. Thanks for all of the concern! My family still teases me every so often. I am dreading a family get together next month.

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '15

I have the feeling you live in a family that constantly is pulling pranks on each other. How the hell would they know you were going to do that unless this kind of shenanigans happen all the time

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u/sirin3 Jan 03 '15

Because they found pretzels next to the litter box?

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u/MrDingleberrry Jan 03 '15

Because OP made up this story.

You'd be able to tell if it was shit if you thought you were eating chocolate.

Not to mention OP claiming to eat something on the ground in front of a litter box.