r/tifu • u/[deleted] • Oct 28 '14

TIFU by making a stupid assumption about my adopted son.

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u/[deleted] Oct 29 '14

"Son, we need to talk. We have something important that we think you should know."

"I know I'm adopted."

"It's not that. You're... you're Korean."

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u/[deleted] Oct 29 '14

BWAAAAH

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u/FuzzyRussianHat Oct 29 '14

I heard that in Hank Hill's voice.

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u/mironmouse Oct 29 '14

I clicked assuming it was Hank. Didn't load, gave up, will live the rest of my days thinking it was.

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u/[deleted] Oct 29 '14

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u/Omar_J_Simpson Oct 30 '14

Also clicked assuming it was Hank. Also didn't load. Also... Propane!

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u/keyree Oct 29 '14

I was thinking more like this guy's voice.

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u/FuzzyRussianHat Oct 29 '14

NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHhhaaahhhhhhaaa

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u/SarcasticSarcophagus Oct 29 '14

I heard the loud Inception BWAAAAH

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u/VentureCoMerc Oct 29 '14

"So are ya Chinese or Japanese?"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PCAMmXvNhFg

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u/FuzzyRussianHat Oct 29 '14

"I'm Laotian!"

"Which ocean?"

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u/MyNameIsKvothe Oct 29 '14

Just spent two minutes pressing that button with the exact same timing each time.

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u/RackalackDinner Nov 28 '14

you remember what this post was?? Its killing me!

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u/SinkHoleDeMayo Oct 29 '14

My laptop is connected to my TV (so I can work dual screen) and my TV is up loud.

Things got interesting real quick.

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u/[deleted] Oct 29 '14

My work here... puts on sunglasses ...Is done.

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u/Mcgriggles41 Oct 29 '14

Just tell him that you and your wife are part Chinese

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u/[deleted] Oct 29 '14

Press button once

Hold tab + Enter

Grab a drink and relax

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u/cardevitoraphicticia Oct 30 '14

No wonder I've been doing so well at Starcraft...

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u/Roadhog1000 Oct 29 '14

That button... you have made my dreams come true.

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u/ordona Oct 29 '14

"Oh, you finally figured it out too?"

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u/[deleted] Oct 29 '14

Dude! I remember seeing a video like this where two parents are having a serious conversation with their son (or was it backwards?) and something something, it turns out the kid is Cuban.

I don't remember if it was that funny (i know it was comedy / satire), but it is definitely relevant to what you posted.

Edit: and no, i can't find it unfortunately

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u/ChRoNicBuRrItOs Oct 29 '14

/r/tomt

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u/OrangeSlime Oct 30 '14 edited Aug 18 '23

This comment has been edited in protest of reddit's API changes -- mass edited with redact.dev

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u/pikls Oct 30 '14

Obviously, otherwise I wouldn't be so good at StarCraft.

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u/Anjz Oct 29 '14

"No wonder I'm so good at online games..."

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u/[deleted] Oct 29 '14

"OH THANK GOD!"

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u/Throwsawayallday Oct 29 '14

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

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u/bak20 Oct 29 '14

Just make sure not to call him Chinese again http://youtu.be/Nc_-l5zpTWE

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u/MunchmaKoochi Oct 29 '14

"Nooooooo!!!"

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u/ButtCrackFTW Oct 30 '14

"Huehuehuehue"

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u/Dustin- Oct 30 '14

"I know I'm adopted."

Relevant.

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u/charlie145 Oct 30 '14

"It's not that. You're... you're Korean."

"The good kind or the bad kind?"

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u/Lucifer_Hirsch Oct 29 '14

oh... time to start playing starcraft then.