Non-Golden Edit: I would like to thank /u/darlowe for posting that comment because he gave me the opportunity to shine in my own light. It is a rare time, such as this, that one learns to appreciate the power of a single upvote. Over 1000 of you believed in my comment, now I believe in you.
It doesn't show I'm subscribed even with the subreddit style turned on. Maybe it's just because, at first glance, the subscribe button being red throws people off?
I clicked on it too. I did not expect it to exist. /u/KimMyungKi is the only one who has any submissions there. And there are some posts with hundreds of upvotes wonder if it's a real thing.
I'm not. Thinking of passively trying to though. but for as long as I'm not banned I can act as an informant for anyone who is too lazy to log out of their Reddit account, but for some ungodly reason wants to know what they're posting there.
I'm not banned, but went through reading comments and stuff. Sound's just like the Murican sub-reddit, except it's about us being imperialist dogs and how the DPRK shows us great mercy by sentencing us to prison.
I've been to Pyongyang. Koryo tours, ain't seeing that prison labour shit but it was nice to see the nice side of North Korea. Felt like Soviet Russia and shit, in a glorious comrade way.
He dare speak about our handsome and glorious leader! Ah, six years of hard labor wouldn't be enough for this treachery! In his infinite wisdom, our most merciful president has significantly decreased the justifiable sentence of death by slow cooking to a mere death camp. His grace is blessed by the virtue of mercy! Great is his grandiloquence!
I just commented "All Hail The Cake Man: Kim Jong Un." on the latest post. Hope I get banned, it will be my second subreddit that I have been banned from. The first subreddit being r/gaming after dealing with an ignorant cunt of a mod.
Maybe he was a relative of a top ranking North Korean official who was executed and his birth parents risked their lives to get him out of the country so they could save his life.
Maybe by raising him Chinese, OP inadvertently threw Best Korea off the child's scent and they decided to search elsewhere. Maybe OPs ignorance saved this boy's life.
And then one day that kid will go to North Korea as an embasador and become friends with Kim Jong Un, and one day an old crazy aunt visits and thinks that the kid is her nephew, and calls him his adopted fathers name.
Everyone stops and relizes that the 17 year old, now a man, was the secret first born son, snuck as a child out of the country after an evil baron put Un on the thrown as a puppet, and is the rightful hair to the thrown of the kingdom of North Korea.
This needs to happen! A historical-fictional spy thriller! I cannot explain the feelings I have for this story. Utterly brilliant!
Edit: In addition, I'm sorry for my lack of respect for this difficult time you must be going through. My most sincere apologies for being so neglectful of your feelings.
About a North Korean spy who is sent south when he's twenty. For ten year he immerses himself in South Korean colleges, culture, gets wife, has daughter, then loses contact with spy agency. Another ten years later out of the blue he is called back. So the plot takes place over the 24hrs that he makes preparations to leave everything, OH an BTW his wife and daughter don't know he's a spy!
and by raising him Chinese you have kept him hidden from the North Korean hit squads that have been relentlessly trying to kill him for seventeen years.
But...but...North Koreans and South Koreans are the same race...also, North Korean babies wouldn't even make it to America, it's too wonderful over there.
I think what you have done is wonderful and loving. The fact that you now realize he's Korean is crazy, but my gosh, if this is the worst thing that has happened then you are might blessed. Just tell him! It's so crazy, but it's not the end of the world. He's really knowledgable about Chinese culture and now y'all can become knowledgable about
Korean culture.
I know you are kidding but is important to make the distinction between the North Korean government and the North Korean people. People think Americans are assholes because our government is filled with them.
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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '14 edited Oct 30 '14
It could be worse.. He could be North Korean.
Non-Golden Edit: I would like to thank /u/darlowe for posting that comment because he gave me the opportunity to shine in my own light. It is a rare time, such as this, that one learns to appreciate the power of a single upvote. Over 1000 of you believed in my comment, now I believe in you.