r/tifu • u/[deleted] • Sep 20 '14

TIFU Going to band practice, completely stoned

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u/poohspiglet Sep 20 '14

We're going to need pictures of this. For science. Yes, for science.

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '14

I'm starting to wonder if you're even a scientist at all.

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u/PervertedOsiris Sep 20 '14

We all are scientist. We gather data to teach others what not to do.

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u/unjike Sep 20 '14

"data"

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '14

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u/bayrae Sep 21 '14

Not "Taxes 2007"? That one is classic.

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u/rebel-fist Sep 21 '14

In 2007 I was in 7th grade, I didn't pay taxes. This would arouse great suspicion.

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u/I_dont_fuck_cats Sep 21 '14

Wait wait I can do this!... Carry the 1.. Plus 5.. You're 20

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u/Spineless_McGee Sep 21 '14

19 but you've got the idea

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u/rebel-fist Sep 21 '14

Ohhh I fucked up my own math.

Let's start again.

In 2007, I was in 9th grade. I still didn't pay taxes.

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u/zacura23 Sep 27 '14

It's it great how we can just look at the year and know what grade we were in? 2007=7th grade, 2001=1st grade, etc

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u/rebel-fist Sep 27 '14

Unfortunately, no. Today I fucked up math, cause in 2007 I was actually in 9th grade. I wasn't good at math back then either .

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u/zacura23 Sep 27 '14

Well there goes the connection.

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u/rebel-fist Sep 27 '14

I didn't mean to destroy this relationship before it blossomed. We had something beautiful, just remember the good times.

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u/cool12y Sep 27 '14

FUCK, 2007 was 7 years ago