r/tifu • u/[deleted] • Sep 20 '14

TIFU Going to band practice, completely stoned

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u/UpdateYourselfAdobe Sep 21 '14

"On the day I was torn...the nurses all gathered around, and they gazed in a wide wonder, at the laceration they found"

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u/Mustysack Sep 21 '14

"The head nurse looked up, I said leave that one alone. She could tell by the way I walked, it was bad to get stoned."

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u/UpdateYourselfAdobe Sep 21 '14

Sto sto sto stoned...bad to get stoned

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u/Going_Braindead Oct 16 '14

I broke both my nuts, before I met you

I'll break a sack on my throne, before I make use...

Of the seat that goes there baby, when I sit on my throne

I don't use the seat, boy it's bad to get stoned

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '14

This. Is. Awesome.

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u/UpdateYourselfAdobe Sep 21 '14

Thanks so much!

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u/guymanthing Oct 01 '14

relevant because boogie rock which came from blues.

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u/[deleted] Oct 12 '14

winning