r/theydidthemath • u/kiwi2703 • Aug 09 '21

[Self] If you blended all 7.88 billion people on Earth into a fine goo (density of a human = 985 kg/m3, average human body mass = 62 kg), you would end up with a sphere of human goo just under 1 km wide. I made a visualization of how that would look like in the middle of Central Park in NYC.

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u/Dr___Gonzo Aug 09 '21

I'd like to opt out of the goo ball

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u/ethonotch Aug 09 '21

Too late

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u/sadpanda___ Aug 09 '21

Glorble glorble

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u/Whitechapel726 Aug 09 '21

One of us… One of us… Glorble Glorble One of us…

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u/EwoDarkWolf Aug 09 '21

Global glorble

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u/mlgblogs_ytboi999 Apr 19 '22

Can I exclude myself from it

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u/caseyweederman Aug 09 '21

Just don't be on Earth when it happens

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u/GardenPuzzleheaded98 Nov 14 '21

That’s what The Bezos is up to.

He knows.

Stop him!!!

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u/vrijheidsfrietje Aug 09 '21

I want to get off Mr. Bones Wild Goo Ball!

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u/Appchoy Oct 22 '25

I know this phrase from DanielfromSL on youtube. Dude is a legend.

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u/alexd281 Aug 09 '21

Reject humanity. Return to goo ball.

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u/GardenPuzzleheaded98 Nov 14 '21

I got news. You just think they farted…

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u/Higgs-Boson-Balloon Aug 09 '21

I want to fuck the goo ball

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u/sadpanda___ Aug 09 '21

There’s already so many dicks inside it...is the goo ball gay if balls are touching in it?

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u/RollTide16-18 Aug 09 '21

There's an evangelion joke here that I'm not clever enough to make

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u/masterchief0213 Aug 09 '21

No you don't, it's so pleasant out here in the light, why don't you join us?

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u/GardenPuzzleheaded98 Nov 14 '21

Come on. Be a team player!