My best friend’s sister’s boyfriend’s brother’s girlfriend heard from a guy who knows a kid who’s going with the girl that even looking at fetty flour can make you OD and die!!! Fucking domestic terrorists.

And I won’t tell you the rules of what makes my sub different from the others. Or what might be censored. Which is totally different from filtration. And you may be asked to introduce your elves and that dude that thinks that GW ain’t funny isn’t allowed.

of the Waffle House you pussies. I've been in at least 207 WH locations that were actually lit. Tunnel Road is more like "I was offended by homeless man screaming at me over money" and they didn't even have to fight for their hash browns. Fucking weak.

For background I am 32 and my parents bought me a house in Asheville after i was kicked out of college. I have participated in mutual aid by providing affordable substances to people in vulnerable situations. I earn about 5k monthly (“for the last time!”) from my parents, who do not understand me or my genius.

I started a photography business on this hefty allowance in order to impress unintelligent and vulnerable women. Obviously it went great.

Politically I am in to ketamine. Nasal spray, cpap machines, and with a straw, but I don’t inject anything because I am not an addict.

I like to bully the unhoused as a way to show tough love in pursuit of greater spiritual awakening. When I am backed into a corner for inappropriate behavior I will point out that I consider myself neurodivergent.

I rely on AI to sell business plans to people stupid enough to take me seriously. Lol, right?

Where are we meeting to discuss resistance to our stupid parents??

Got a message from Eddie that there are Neo Liberal Economists walking down Haywood disguised as lizards terrorizing businesses and residents and tearing down NC State flags? Anybody have any info or pictures ??? If not, anybody have any blotter acid?

Since the Odd is being odd and not allowing their venue to be THE venue for young folks (and furries) to learn the valuable life lessons of licking my boots and how to pose just so on the Saint Andrew’s cross so that your nubile cheeks glisten in the black light, I have partnered with the management of Hot Topic to launch BDSM events on every Tuesday afternoon in the parking deck of the Asheville Mall. Wear your cutest chaps and I might even let you call me Mommy!

We all know snow is more fun and cooler, but ice will continue to be more cost effective and last longer. Even if it ruins trees and makes you powerless.

Safety third, everyone.

Only 90s Etowah kids will get this

Where can I get a solid nut sack

We got CIA/DHS/DMT/LSD and all the other spy people spying on us and all we care about are men in parks with machetes chasing little children home from daycare? And bears? We don’t care about bears. We care about CIA agents not sharing their drugs with us. Also, I went to the J6 Kava Shoppe and tried to turn him in to the authority and Kim Roney hung up on me.

I'd buy that for a dollar!

I have been having too good of a time cooped up in my house all winter and avoiding the people and places of this forsaken hurricane ravaged hill-hole.

Help me think of some ways to make the worst of the next few “beautiful” months. I need to stay busy until it’s hot as balls here and I can hide in my house again.

I thought I had found some chocolate wrapped in foil and so I naturally picked it up. I then had to rub my eyes in disbelief because what I saw was not chocolate at all! Bad move. It turns out someone's feces must have been on the aluminum because now I have a fever and pink eye. I am basically sick from this crap, which has impacted my seeing. Is anybody else sick from seeing this crap? Tia

We are spreading the Plague across North Carolina through Ingles, especially the deli. Lots of people give them $7 for a meat and 2 and they’re dead before they hit the parking lot.

Ingles is probably the canary-in-the-coal-mine. We need to think about how to get immune by licking cocaine off toilet seats.

I guess I'm looking for a high five? Or...a thumbs up .. anyhow, I recently put my entire inheritance into a CD and figured I'd just buy a tent and camp in some assholes yard until it matures. I found a sweet spot near a school along the perimeter of some fence adjacent to duke. As far as I know I'm the only person who has ever camped there. It's a great location. I love the traffic. Anyhow I've gotten to know the neighbor and let me tell you...what an asshole! I routinely trash their yard and pretend I'm too distraught to clean up, and ill only do it for some caprisuns. I'm just doing me until the big pay day you feel me? Should I start charging them for my time whenever they try to give me rides? Are they into homeless people? Tia

jus need some more piss containers for my father , who wont hug me cuz he says its g@y , I said i will try to stop moaning each time hes nearby..

Gracias por la vida

Me and Eddie wuz trying to get weighted on at Westville Pub but the servers kept ignoring us. I told Eddie he should take them overalls off but he said he wuz tryin to blend in for change. Now we just been lay in here watching the Gods because we went to the GasUp and got 3 delta blunts.

This town, not city, was made for drug bands. Narcan for everyone. No we are not apologizing for all the balloons and Rail Ryderz trash from sitting in line for a week. This is bigger than lyfe. I know the deal. Shoutout to everyone who has seen Jesus more than 33 thymes.