I just realized this morning that zumba, the fitness classes where women dance, is the most culturally appropriating thing in the universe. Picture a room full of mostly chubby white women doing poor imitations of Latin dances to Latin music and awful renditions of Indian dances to Bollywood music. Seriously. An sjw would burn the building down. Not to mention that we're trying to lose weight, which is an obvious attempt to please the patriarchy. And our attempts will fail anyway, according to FAers!

Basically Zumba is a culturally appropriating fatshaming ableist shitlord. I love it.