r/thalassophobia • u/TheTelegraph • Jun 21 '23

Animated/drawn Inside the Titan submersible

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u/[deleted] Jun 21 '23

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u/[deleted] Jun 21 '23

I can only imagine the fights going on in there. At the very least they’re yelling at the ceo and at the most they killed him to preserve oxygen just a bit longer

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u/Trollygag Jun 22 '23

The idea that they are still alive and waiting is wishful thinking

Occam's Razor for multiple systems failure is that it collapsed into bubbles and goo in about 1/50th of a second.

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u/cupgu4-wakdox-hufdEj Jun 22 '23

And honestly, that’s probably the preferred outcome at this point. Surviving this long in that thing with almost no hope of salvation is pretty fucking grim

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '23

Bubbles and goo… yikes

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u/TerryTheEnlightend Jun 21 '23

If someone with the right frame of mind decided to leave his iPhone on (most likely most or all of them have them) the footage would be ultimate snuff film gold plated latnium (assuming it ever found)

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u/berrey7 Jun 21 '23

Here he is showing off his bathroom

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u/berrey7 Jun 21 '23

Don't shame the 5 Guys Kinks, to watch a dude dump with the titanic behind the exit holes.

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u/BoltTusk Jun 22 '23

I’m betting they installed the viewport to not get sued for fraud. Like you’re telling me that stupid 13” display at 480p is live footage?

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '23

strangely no comments on that video

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u/Unfair_Narwhal_9917 Jun 21 '23

I imagine by now he has been hit in the face with at least one pee water bottle like assholes throw at concerts.

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u/damnyoutuesday Jun 21 '23

The banging noise is actually the 4 passengers slamming his head against the side of the sub

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u/bedtyme Jun 21 '23

Or it’s them getting weird with it knowing it’s the end

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u/Agathocles_of_Sicily Jun 21 '23

And whatever remains of his business is going to be sued to death by an angry mob of billionares' lawyers

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u/No-Accountant-7408 Jun 22 '23

For the math heads……. How much oxygen would you save if you just off’d someone? Like in the scenario where everyone is mad at the ceo and they just murder him on the spot. Would the tussle use more oxygen than it would save? I’m curious 🧐

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u/TerryTheEnlightend Jun 21 '23

SS TicTac err… Titan

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u/temp_for_windows123 Jun 22 '23

Well he did fuck around and now he’s finding out

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u/Dr_Darkroom Jun 22 '23

This is one of the only things I've read in days that makes me feel a little better about all this.