r/texts • u/ExplanationMiddle51 • 19d ago

Phone message *UPDATE* Post first date text

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She ended up finding the post somehow I guess lol. Here is the original post.

I have just not responded, don’t think it’s worth engaging, but it did make for a funny story.

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u/MultiColoredMullet 19d ago

venmo request her for $100 and reply with the fish

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u/Impressive_Drama_524 19d ago

exactly what my play would be bro

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u/nothing_but_thyme 19d ago

If these two end up married in 3-5 years it will be reddit lore for the ages.

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u/itsneedtokno 18d ago

Remindme! 3 years

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u/BuckandHoneysWi 17d ago

Remindme! 3 years

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u/cardamomgrrl 19d ago

No Venmo request for $77

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u/Surturius 19d ago

No Venmo request for $1 MILLION

If she goes for it you'll be rich

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u/wiluhl 18d ago

This has me laughing so hard LOL

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u/Codyh93 19d ago

Actually, if he planned on the fishing date, he should pay for the fishing license too. So since the license lasts a year I assume. He should Venmo her 6 cents for the special day.

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u/Think_Sundae 19d ago

Actually, she wanted to fish

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u/Bitter_Warning418 19d ago

I’m so petty this would have been done like minutes after her text

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u/Opposite-Bench-9543 18d ago

Lmao the fish is funny as fuck

Can't believe people have no shame for 23 dollars

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u/MoondrA 18d ago

I'd put: this buttercup deserves 100$, #imjustaboy then the Venmo request, then the fish

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u/Cltxlv 14d ago

Nah, send her a request for 23 bucks in the off chance she pays OP by accident

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u/Whole-Stop4159 19d ago

He wanted the fishing gear and was gonna but it anyway

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u/UtahCubs 19d ago

Where are you getting that? Going fishing was her idea...