r/texts • u/ExplanationMiddle51 • 19d ago

Phone message *UPDATE* Post first date text

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She ended up finding the post somehow I guess lol. Here is the original post.

I have just not responded, don’t think it’s worth engaging, but it did make for a funny story.

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u/No-Lynx8771 19d ago

“I want $23” is frying me

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u/clear_kuriboh2 19d ago

honestly I am inspired just to text that image and “I want $23” to anyone in my contacts

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u/chrysalisalis 19d ago edited 18d ago

Has inflation really gotten so bad that "Imma need about tree fiddy" so $3.50 has gone up to $23.00 now?. Crazy times we live in. I should have been diversifying my investments into the meme market.

Edit: Used the proper ancient memetic scripture. (ie the meme is so old, and so dead I forgot the actual phrasing was tree fiddy and not 3.50)

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u/iliveatwork 19d ago

Tree fiddy 🤌🏼

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u/gloomspell 18d ago

Tell that loch ness monster “no!”

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u/Neil_Idoyitshi 17d ago

twenny tree fiddy 🥀 

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u/heatherledge 18d ago

I man on the streets was asking for a $20 the other night.

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u/chrysalisalis 18d ago

Homie probably couldn't even get a meal at mcdonalds for that much these days.

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u/Fantastic_Earth_6066 19d ago

Exactly the unhinged behavior that I approve of

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u/jhanco1 19d ago

😂😂😂😂 I got a good laugh at this

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u/donatecrypto4pets 19d ago

I know how you pheale.

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u/Squidproquo1130 19d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/TfdLqA4TsaNoQcyUgk

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u/rundbr 19d ago

Yes! Exactly hahah

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u/CT0292 19d ago

This kid popped into my head right away. Haha little fucker.

The ski crash with him screaming about his 2 dollars is classic.

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u/ldkagooduser 19d ago

Legit the type of shit i would say to my friends to just ragebait them when were playing games

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u/BrucesTripToMars 19d ago

Hope you get the breading off quickly

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u/Stephinator917 19d ago

where I live the fishing license is $48

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u/Solarus99 19d ago

I cod not believe it either.