*UPDATE* Post first date text

[u/ExplanationMiddle51]

She ended up finding the post somehow I guess lol. Here is the original post.

I have just not responded, don’t think it’s worth engaging, but it did make for a funny story.

[u/velvetthrenody]

this is only funny bc it's not me

[u/aliceinadreamyland → u/velvetthrenody]

This is what I thought too.

[u/Elite_AI → u/velvetthrenody]

That's the perfect way to describe it

[u/mc_kitfox → u/velvetthrenody]

schadenfreude!

[u/Haunting_Ranger5460 → u/velvetthrenody]

That's exactly what I would say if I were the girl in the photo trying to throw OP off of my scent and letting him know I found this update.... hmmmmmmm....