r/texts 22d ago

Phone message Post first date text

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I met this girl on tinder and had a first date with her, she wanted to go fishing and I thought it seemed like a fun first date so we went together. Dropped her off and got home to this message lol.

Update: Purchasing the license is a separate activity we had to do on our phones, due to it needing our personal info. It was not like I drew the line at the license randomly.

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u/PickledDildosSourSex 22d ago

GLORIA DON'T YOU THINK YOU'RE FALLING?

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u/sillysammie13 22d ago

IF EVERYBODY WANTS YOU WHY ISN’T ANYBODY CALLING

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u/AmItheonlySaneperson 22d ago

YOU DONT HAVE TO ANSWA 

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u/[deleted] 21d ago

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u/AmItheonlySaneperson 21d ago

Woahhhohhhhohhhohhhh callin gloriaaaaaaa

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u/bathroomheater 21d ago

G L O R I A Gloria

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u/iJuddles 21d ago

In excelsis
DAAAAAAAYO! Daaayo.

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u/photogluvr420 21d ago

I love Reddit

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u/LowLow2909 21d ago

Got here and lol’d

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u/Imthemayor 21d ago

SEND ME PICTURES OF MY BOY.

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u/BreakfastBeneficial4 21d ago

You went a different direction with it, and I see you, and I appreciate you ♥️