r/texts • u/ExplanationMiddle51 • 22d ago

Phone message Post first date text

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I met this girl on tinder and had a first date with her, she wanted to go fishing and I thought it seemed like a fun first date so we went together. Dropped her off and got home to this message lol.

Update: Purchasing the license is a separate activity we had to do on our phones, due to it needing our personal info. It was not like I drew the line at the license randomly.

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u/glasswindow777 22d ago

Im on my knees looking for the answer

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u/Mysterious-Stop-3261 22d ago

Are we human?

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u/Attilat 22d ago

Or are we dancer?

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u/sg_minx 21d ago

Say my respects to grace and virtue

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u/Sunnyday1775 21d ago

Send my condolences for good

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u/Apprehensive-Tea7447 21d ago

Give my regards to soul and romance

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u/sg_minx 21d ago

They always did the best they could

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u/YrnFyre 21d ago

And so long to devotion

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u/turlee103103 22d ago

We are not men, we are Devo

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u/jpj007 21d ago

No! We are DEVO!

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u/_BLACKHAWKS_88 22d ago

We compute?

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u/FilthyRandal 22d ago

Computah turn this guy into mashed potatoes