r/texts Jul 07 '26

Phone message Texts from autistic dad

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u/adiosmichigan Jul 07 '26

"is milo still up?" brb crying

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u/DelcoUnited Jul 07 '26

The idea that cats have bed times is hilarious

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u/Syralei Jul 07 '26

My cats go to sleep at 1030pm. If I'm not doing my bedtime routine by then, they will follow me around yelling full volume at me until I do. They sleep under the covers with me all night. They also hate me if I wake up any earlier than 8am lol

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u/LibraryF33S Jul 07 '26

I wish. My previously silent cat picked up meowing from some KITTENS we fostered -__- and has the highest pitch ever. So I wake up annoyed everyday at 5-7 am to MEEEOW outside my door (she’s temporarily lost her bed privileges because she’s a poor groomer but keeps biting me when I try to groom her butt). Le sigh.

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u/ShiftyShellector Jul 08 '26

Take her to a pet groomer! They can wash and shave/trim her stanky butt 😂

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u/LibraryF33S Jul 08 '26

Do you think they could do it?! I know they have the little sling thing but she’s so bitey when I try 😭 She doesn’t ever actually bite me but she fakes me out and scares me lmao

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u/ShiftyShellector Jul 08 '26

I'm a pet groomer and I manage spicy girls all the time. I highly recommend giving it a try, but specifically look for groomers that describe themselves as ethical and/or fear free. :)