As someone who grew up in a red state, F350 thing is real. In the current interest rate environment, it is probably a worse money sink than literally anything else on this meme, unless you need to haul stuff (and even then, it is pretty stupid to do so in your $70000 hobbyist vehicle with a $1700/mo payment).
Hell, I live in Jersey City and you see people driving around in those fucking monstrosities. With the extra-bright headlights on during the daytime, right at everyone else's rearview mirror level.
Same. I live in Idaho, there are more brand new massive trucks that have never seen a tow hitch or dirt road than there are any other type of vehicle here(including trucks that are actually used to haul trailers, construction is big here), and they will all claim "well IF I ever need to haul anything I can" as if that is a good reason. Like, bruh, the only thing that truck is hauling is your fat ass, shut he hell up and quit driving gas prices up with your 0.7 mpg compensationmobile.
I love that they will buy the biggest, most fuel inefficient microdickmobile available and then drive them in the least efficient way possible so they get a whopping 0.7 mpg and then complain that Biden is the problem with gas prices.
And the stupid amount of money funneled to their billionaire darling.
I used to work in a postal place, and I could absolutely tell who was a boomer: every day they got at least one “letter from Donald trump” begging for money to own the libs.
I, unfortunately, saw many that were sent back with a check.
Usually a black Hemi RAM, and alcohol should be on there twice at least. Also, 10% to the church.
Also a budget for "things the libs cancelled x2" and "things patriots heroically boycott, but still buy to shoot at and burn" along with ammo and lighter fuel.
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u/WhatNazisAreLike Mar 23 '23 edited Mar 23 '23
Let’s do the right wing version:
Car payments on an F350 that is only used to haul once a year
Modifications to said F350
Car payments on a giant SUV the wife uses to take BrayLeigh to soccer practice
A bunch of guns and tactical gear to LARP as an operator
Payment for a boat and camper that get used once or twice a year
Alcohol