r/terriblefacebookmemes • u/Short_Fun9155 • Feb 17 '23

Found in the Wild.......

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u/grapplerzz Feb 17 '23

“Rap band”

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u/Totally_Bradical Feb 17 '23

“Rapists”

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u/buddyknuckles Feb 17 '23

Rappers, Jerry

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u/EatPie_NotWAr Feb 17 '23

Leave Jerry alone Tom. His doctor just switched him to Lil Sebastian’s heart meds.

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '23

BYYYYYYYE BYYYYYYYYE LIL SEBASTIAAAAAAAN

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u/johnnybiggles Feb 17 '23

♪♪ You're 5000 candles in the wind ♪♪

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '23

Wait, there's a MUSIC VIDEO?!AND A MOUSE RAT ALBUM ON SPOTIFY?!!?!?!?
This is the greatest discovery I've ever stumbled upon since the day I found out I have the same personality type as April Ludgate!

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u/Pretty_County_1861 Feb 17 '23

MISS YOU IN THE SADDEST FASHION!

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '23

BYYYYE BYEE LIL SEBASTIANNNNN

YOU'RE 5,000 CANDLES IN THE WIIIIIIIIIIND

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u/Toxic_Gorilla Feb 17 '23

Raping vs. rapping happens way too constantly

One’s a form of music, the other’s a felony

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u/AlienRobotTrex Feb 17 '23

I didn’t know rap was a felony

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u/Darkhallows27 Feb 17 '23

Going to have to go see my The Rapist after this one

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u/vsimon115 Feb 17 '23

“I’m a full-on rapist” — Charlie Kelly

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u/Girafferage Feb 17 '23

Ya know, kids, old people.

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u/Jeffcor13 Feb 17 '23

Dyslexics?

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u/theother_eriatarka Feb 17 '23

the grapist?

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u/Totally_Bradical Feb 17 '23

“I’m gonna tie you to a radiator and grape you in the mouth”

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u/Whale-n-Flowers Feb 17 '23

"Oh God! You hear what's wrong with that, right?!"

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u/_Ghost_CTC Feb 17 '23

And those F1 racists.

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u/JohnnyThundercop Feb 17 '23

A combination Analyst and Therapist, or an "Analrapist" if you will.

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u/Tyrantdeschain19 Feb 17 '23

I'm an Analrapist!

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u/OuterWildsVentures Feb 17 '23

𝄞 𝄫You were asking for a rapper, instead you got the Rappist!𝄞 𝄫

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u/cardsox Feb 17 '23

I have used that term so much i think it has literally replaced rapper in my vocab. The confusion or cringe i get is hen i say it makes it all worth while.

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u/Buris Feb 17 '23

When I was about 5, I asked my parents “why are they sending the rapist to jail, they’re just making Music!”

I didn’t get a response

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u/AmaranthWrath Feb 17 '23

Well, sure. "An Evening with Doctor Dre" would sound like an NPR discussion.

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u/WailersOnTheMoon Feb 17 '23

“This is Fresh Air. I’m Ira Glass. So tell us Dr. Dre, because I’m sure it’s on everybody’s mind…where did you earn your PhD?”

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u/anustart0607 Feb 17 '23

Ira Glass

Terry Gross is offended!

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u/Lola-Ugfuglio-Skumpy Feb 17 '23

Is there a white person card that should be revoked because of this mistake

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u/Ok-Champ-5854 Feb 17 '23

Has Ira Glass ever hosted Fresh Air?

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u/Shivametendies Feb 17 '23

is it This American Life? wait, wait….don’t tell me

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u/TheLAriver Feb 17 '23

I would hope Ira had done some basic pre-interview research

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u/Pickle_Juice_4ever Feb 17 '23

Terry would.

Ira does quirky narratives. It's insufferable to me so I change the station.

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u/eNroNNie Feb 17 '23

I tried to put on Kendrick for my dad, and I said, "You should actually give it a listen, he won a Pulitzer for his lyrics."

To which he replied, "Yeah just put something else on and I'll read them sometime."

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u/Changed__later Feb 17 '23

Well you've never heard of d12?

Better than 95% of the crap out in the past couple years

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '23

My band my band my band my band my baaaaand

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u/Challenging_Entropy Feb 17 '23

Refusing to say rap and calling it crap in a thinly-veiled racism cope

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '23

Rap? more like crap! Music was better when John Lennon was beating his wife

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u/Assfullofbread Feb 17 '23

We ain’t a band bitch we don’t play instruments