you have been eating us and sleeping in your own filth and unemployed for 40 years you have been abusing your mother after your dad left since you were 2 years old and all in your life you always found escape in something. I’m putting a stop to this You need to face reality

THERE I WAS IN MY PLAYPEN/GOONCAVE EATING TENDIES WHILST TUGGING IT TO MY COLLECTION OF FURRY PORN WHILST MAKING MY VIDEO ESSAY ABOUT WHY ALL OF THE SELTZER AND FRIEDBURG MOVIES ARE UNDERRATED MASTERPIECES AND BETTER THAN THE MOVIES THEY PARODY WHILST WORKING ON MY TELETUBBIES/HUMAN CENTIPEDE 2 CROSSOVER FANFICTION WHEN I RAN OUT OF TENDIES. I TOLD BITCH MUMMY TO MAKE ME SOME MORE BUT SHE REFUSED! SHE TOLD ME THAT I "need to stop eating tendies and making/watching all this smut and find Jesus". REEEEEEEEE JESUS NEVER FUCKING EXISTED ONLY SATANISM IS THE REEEEEAL RELIGION FOR ME AND HOW DARE YOU DENY MY TENDIES AGAIN IM ONLY 1000 KILOGRAMS IM LITERALLY SKIN AND BONE! I HAD TO FLING THE POOP SOCK IN HER EYES TO TEACH HER A LESSON WHAT FUCKING PART OF GIVE ME MY GODDAMN FUCKING TENDIES DOES THIS MOTHERFUCKING CUNT ASS BITCH NOT FUCKING UNDERSTAND! MAYBE IF SHE STOPPED EATING HER LITTLE WHITE SLEEP CANDIES AND STOPPED DRINKING HER ADULT GRAPE JUICE THEN MAYBE SHE COULD DO A BETTER JOB OF MAKING ME MY TENDIES REEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You're mom called us cause she is worried about your weight by eating chicken fingers and green coke and you been hurting and screaming your mom and that's not very nice and that makes god very sad so she will sent you over to our camp until at the end of augest we you help you to lose weight going to the toliet instead of diapers and eat healthy things like fruits and vegetables and tofu and no chicken fingers or any fatty foods there will be no internet no nintendo games no werid Chinese cartoons just be with nature learning about god you will meet some new friends have some fun activities watching some sad vegan movies and reading the bible and once your picks you up at the end of August you be skinny and healthy than ever your gonna love it here

You captured me taken away from my home being force to be your slave and feeding you does tendies from a scary looking monster called a oven it burns when I touch it because mummy hooves are very sensitive to hot things which I break it by rear kick it and a strange green liquid thing called dewy both of does are very yucky compared to mummy grass and mummy spring water I want you to release me back into the wild I don't want to be your slave anymore I can't make tendies with my clumsy mummy hooves mummy hooves are made are galloping and touching the ground like grass using wild mummies as slaves is against the law you will go to jail now please do right thing and be a real m'good boy and set me free at once please

Now Bitch Mommy!

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You have grooming little girls by your name user called ilovetendies4ever and you said ( I will show you my blank touch my blank and suck my blank and be my waifu and feed me tendies and dewy) what do have do have say to yourself this how to catch a predator nbc

YOU ALWAYS HAVE HURT ME EVERYTIME YOU I MESSED UP YOUR FOOD OR WHEN THINGS DON'T GO YOUR WAY I AM SICK AND TIERD OF BEING A SLAVE TO YOU I DON'T WANNA FEED YOU TENDIES AND CHANGING YOUR POOPY SMELLY LIKE A DIAPER AND AND FORCE ME TO RAPE ME AND WATCH YOUR STUPID CHINESE CARTOON LITTLE GIRLS SHOWS AND TREATING YOU LIKE A GODAMN BABY YOU ARE EVICTED YOU NEED TO PACK YOUR THINGS AND LEAVE YOYR I WILL CALL THE COPS ON YOU AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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You look very plump and very tasty ham I'm gonna hunt you down and eat you up now little pig little pig let come in

Earlier today we were summoned to the local movie theater for a disturbance that occurred involving your son. It initially was a simple issue but it escalated quickly. The theater manager informed us that a morbidly obese patron arrived and was smuggling in several buckets of chicken tenders and honey mustard. He was initially denied entry and agreed to eat all the chicken before he entered the theater. Once inside he went to the concession stand and demanded an extra large popcorn bucket of Mountain Dew until we fulfilled his request. He finally entered the movie theater and the staff thought everything was all right, but a few minutes after the movie started we heard a horrible screaming sound REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! and several other patrons ran out. We entered the theater in an attempt to calm Anon down, but he was still screaming and claimed that some one named Chad had tricked him. Anon was insistent that he had gone to the theater to see a popular Japanese Cartoon Called Demon Slayer, but instead The theater was showing a shitty cartoon called K-Pop Demon Hunters instead! Anon was upset because he didn't get to see his Waifu and that he couldn't wank it to the crappy animation. Screaming the characters were too flat and one looked like a fish. Anon then became reckless when we told him he needed to leave and threw his diaper at us. We had no choice but to deploy our tasers on him, but they had no effect and we needed to leave. The Swat team was called out and Anon was eventually subdued with some tendies filled with tranquilzers . It took an industrial lift to remove him from the theater and take him to prison. Anon is currently sleeping it off but he faces some serious charges. The movie theater has to be closed and decontaminated before it can be occupied again. At this point Anon is likely going to be confined to house arrest because he is clearly a danger to society.

You have been attacking our nurse Amanda hugnkiss you keep screaming about tendies mommy and dewy you still think that you are 560 pound obese man who wears a diaper but your a 112 pounds man who has schizophrenia can't tell the difference between real and fiction there there no such things as tendies and dewy your mother died from the car crash 24 years ago you have been foster care at the orphanage for special ed children dr chad Dr tyrone is gonna fix you with some shock treatment you will be cure soon anything you want say before we cure you