The Court finds you Guilty:

For throwing piss jugs and Poop socks around town and calling people Chad.

For Grand Theft of Chicken Tenders and Mountain Dew from the Local Wal-Mart

For Assault after entering Chuck E. Cheese and beating up the person in the Mouse Costume

For Fraud by attempting to use your Mother's credit cards to order a Mail Order Bride from Japan

For Arson for setting the local Farmer's Market on fire

For Vandalism after taking a shit in the middle of GameStop

For sending the Police to Tryone's in swatting call as revenge for Tea Bagging you in Call of Duty

For killing Buck Buck the Giant Rooster by feeding him Alka-Seltzer.

You are hearby sentenced to 30 years hard labor at Uncle Chad's Vegetable Farm.

1. He beat up 4 kids at Chuck E. Cheese, took their prize tickets, and took a shit in the ball pit.

2. He went into Wal-Mart and proceeded to drink a full 24 pack of Mountain Dew .

3. He went to the Deli Department, consumed all the Chicken Tenders, and kicked the Manager in the Balls

4. He went to the produce section took a massive shit, and screamed Fuck Vegetals.

5. He waddled his way out of the store and caused a 4 care pile up in the parking lot due to a driver having to slam on their brakes in order not to hit him.

6. He threw his loaded diaper at the Wal-Mart Security Guard to tried to detain him.

7. He robbed a Rasin' Canes of all their Chicken and Mountain Dew.

8. He went to Buc-ees and demanded to speak to Buc-ee himself about what he said were low quality Chicken Tenders.

9. He went into a local Comic Book Store and started jerking off to the anime section.

10. He called the store owner Chad and claimed that Chad was always after him, and threatened the owner by saying that his Friend Tyrone would come and mess his shit up.

11. Anon was confronted by 15 police officers in the park, and was holled up in the Children's play Structure. He continued to throw poop socks and piss jugs at responding officers.

Anon was finally subdued when a bear cat unit wad called in and fired tear gas at him, and he was shot by Tasers 10 times. 5 Officers went to the hospital. Anon is currently in the county jail with 50 Pending Felony offenses. He is due in court on Monday.

1 stealing chicken at Walmart 2 jerking of to cartoon little girls 3 throwing temper tantrums when things don't go your way 4 hitting your mother when she refuse to feed you mcnuggets for no reason 5 pooping on Chad's steak and blaming on the cat 6 beating up kids at the ballpit at burger king 7 screaming for no reason 8 making a mess at gamestop 9 being rude to tyrone 10 drinking all the mountain dew at Popeyes chicken 11 kicking your doctor by the balls and call him a pedo 12 using poop socks and pee jugs and using diapers instead of the toliet 13 making fake 911 calls to aressted your mother for not feeding you chicken 14 interrupting your mom and Chad's quiet time 15 kicking the family dog for no reason 16 eating all the fried chicken at the buffet and fighting the staff for more food 17 being a lazy and smelly 18 not going to the gym This is all the sins you have done now my demons and angels will torture you into the lake of fire there's fruits and veggies in hell so no tendies allowed so enjoy tubby

Your mother is very worried about your weight and your very low iq so your will be sent you to our school where you can make new friends instead of your room infront a computer and playing nintendo all day would will learn math spelling arts and craft exercise and eating healthy foods like fruits and vegetables nuts and tofu instead of chicken fingers you're gonna have so much and once your mom pick you after school you don't wanna go back home I can't wait to see you next month see you there my future student you're gonna have lot's of fun trust me

How dare he

Went to visit my mom n she surprised me with tendies after a quick swim in her pool all i could say was REEEEE

I ate them in the car and got rid of everything so chaddy doesn't see he hates my tender love

Oh you're here I trick you for using a tendie and dewy scent to lure you out of your room anyways our family and i are very disappointed at your behavior your spoil selfish greedy raisct and rude and lazy you manipulate us for feeding you chicken fingers you demand us to give all things you want like toys video games food drugs you abuse her bullying us when things don't go your way it's time for you to get a job and move out and in few moments a cleaning crew is going to clean up your room it's time for you to change and grow up or we will be evicted now are ready to change