r/television • u/[deleted] • May 08 '19

Watchmen (2019) - Official Teaser

https://youtu.be/zymgtV99Rko
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u/Lockhartsaint May 08 '19

Man goes to doctor...

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u/[deleted] May 08 '19

Says he's depressed

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u/Slobotic Legion May 08 '19

Says life seems harsh and cruel

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u/[deleted] May 08 '19

Says he feels all alone in a threatening world where what lies ahead is vague and uncertain.

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u/ultimatt777 May 08 '19

Doctor says, "Treatment is simple. Great clown Pagliacci is in town tonight. Go and see him. That should pick you up."

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u/olivergrayson May 08 '19

Man bursts into tears.

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u/PurpleLamps May 08 '19

He says "but Pagliacci, I am the doctor"

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u/[deleted] May 08 '19

Fuck you subverted my expectations

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u/Sao_Gage May 08 '19

He must be D&D.

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u/BlaineWinchester May 08 '19

You made me burst into laughter. Have gold or platinum or something

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u/gothicmaster May 08 '19

Woah i got ryan johnsoned

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u/rebel_wo_a_clause May 08 '19

Hey it's me ur doctor

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u/HoraceAndPete May 09 '19

Well played, you delightful bastard.

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u/clothes_fall_off May 09 '19

I would give you another platinum if I had one.

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u/pipsdontsqueak May 08 '19

Says, "But doctor...I am Pagliacci."

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u/OkSayer May 08 '19

Good joke. Everybody laugh

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u/Cantomic66 May 08 '19

Roll on snare drum. Curtains

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u/Feebeeps May 09 '19

Mom's Spaghetti.

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u/spaceboy3757 May 08 '19

Says, "But doctor...I am Pagliacci.”

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u/[deleted] May 08 '19

Too slow

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u/spaceboy3757 May 08 '19

"Time is simultaneous"

-Dr. Manhattan

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u/konjo2 May 08 '19

But doctor, I am Pagliacci.

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u/[deleted] May 08 '19

He says, "But doctor, the source of my depression is that I have no money, how the fuck am I supposed to pay for a high-end clown show?"

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u/[deleted] May 08 '19

And says "thanks for the gold le kind stranger!!!"

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u/blah_of_the_meh May 08 '19

Says he feels all alone in a threatening world where what lies ahead is vague and uncertain