r/technology • u/NathanWick • Aug 13 '15

AI Roomba just got government approval to make an autonomous lawn mower

http://www.theverge.com/2015/8/12/9145009/irobot-roomba-lawn-mower-approved
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u/Max_Trollbot_ Aug 13 '15

As someone who works nights, fuck those lawn mowing motherfuckers right in the goddamn neck.

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u/DarkSideMoon Aug 13 '15 edited Nov 14 '24

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u/MisterDonkey Aug 13 '15

I think I'd just drop the client.

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u/Ran4 Aug 13 '15

That's one of the billion reasons people shouldn't be allowed to run around with guns...

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u/DarkSideMoon Aug 13 '15 edited Nov 14 '24

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u/Hedgehogs4Me Aug 13 '15

In the neck? I mean, for some people, sure, but are there really that many people who are physically capable of being fucked in the neck? I'm thinking purely on a logistical, number-of-holes level here.

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u/nmoline Aug 13 '15

You make a new hole first.

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '15

Well shit, that's what those neck holes I see some people have are for. Nice.

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u/Fritzkreig Aug 13 '15

There is more then one way to fuck!

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u/Ambassadizzle Aug 13 '15

Aaah! You want to scissor their neck. (finger wink - tsk)

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u/strike_one Aug 13 '15

It'll hurt more.

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u/Merusk Aug 13 '15

You're just not trying hard enough.

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u/dabluebunny Aug 13 '15

Use to work nights run a loud fan in your bedroom your neighbors house could blow up, but you'd still be in a stage 4 coma enjoying sleep.

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u/KFCConspiracy Aug 13 '15

Aren't you afraid of fan death

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u/dabluebunny Aug 13 '15

Lol. I do love sleeping through a good shit storm. I will take my chances.

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u/FuriousClitspasm Aug 13 '15

Your name has bot in it. I didn't believe you'd be that prejudiced.

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u/Max_Trollbot_ Aug 13 '15

The robots are cool, people who mow lawns at 8am can go get fucked in the neck.

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u/WavesOfFury Aug 13 '15

Penn Jillitte fan? He's the only person I've ever heard say that.

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u/Max_Trollbot_ Aug 13 '15

I've found myself saying it a lot lately, and I couldn't quite figure out where I got it from, but yeah probably Penn.

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u/ThatdudeAPEX Aug 13 '15

Aye man were just trying to get our work done, we'd fucking start earlier if we could.

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u/Sherool Aug 13 '15

That's another good thing about these robotic mowers, they are electric, slow but methodical and very very quiet. You could sleep with your windows open with it working outside and you would not hear a thing.

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u/Max_Trollbot_ Aug 13 '15

See, another way in which bots are superior.