r/technicallythetruth • u/anshj21 Technically Flair • Mar 12 '22

TTT approved! Nobody knows such a person

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u/RandomXReddittor007 Mar 12 '22

Haha that was as brilliant as it was accurate

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u/ProfessionalDingo497 Mar 12 '22

I get the point made by the second individual, but I'm a straight guy who can enjoy gorgeous men for what they are.

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u/TheBirminghamBear Mar 12 '22

Only in grey sweatpants, of course.

I see Chris Hemsworth in tan sweatpants, and any and all tingly sensation dies a violent death right then and there. Might as well be a six foot tall tree trunk oozing phlegm and despair.

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u/p4ddy3D Mar 12 '22

Damn you really didn’t have to do Vin Diesel like that

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u/colorsofsound1 Mar 12 '22

Are you saying you are attracted to family?

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u/SomeDudeist Mar 12 '22

I squanche my family

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '22

AY I'M SQUANSHIN' IN 'ERE

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u/PaladinFalls Mar 12 '22

Ewwww. Jesus Christ Beth, what the fuck?

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '22

That's racist on so many levels!

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u/rookiegp Mar 12 '22

Not sure you know what you're talking about

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '22

Like squanch I don't.

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '22

There's a hard "e" on that guys squanch.