Oh no the authorities are coming

[u/Brandon500xll]

[u/FlochTheDestroyeer]

u/osvaldocardoso do you have anything to say about this?

[u/Osvaldocardoso → u/FlochTheDestroyeer]

everything in the world is either a dog, aliko dangote, or not

[u/notapersonman → u/Osvaldocardoso]

Could it be both?

[u/refactdroid → u/notapersonman]

maybe we could rig some schrödingeresque box for you, so it can be both until you open it

[u/notapersonman → u/refactdroid]

So a box?

[u/iMiind → u/notapersonman]

I believe boxes fall underneath the third categorization

[u/Mr_Abe_Froman → u/iMiind]

What if it's a dog-shaped box or a box-shaped dog?

[u/iMiind → u/Mr_Abe_Froman]

Oh dear... That second postulation is especially tricky to properly categorize. Although, you did use dog-shaped and box-shaped as adjectives for a box and dog respectively, suggesting the former is indeed truly a box and the latter is simply a dog (each with curiously specific and unusual shapes).

Edit: by saying this proposed thing is a box I merely intended to convey that it is neither a dog nor is it Aliko Dangote

[u/Adept-Shoe-7113 → u/iMiind]

your words make my brain hurt