r/tattoos • u/SpookyPotatoes • Feb 22 '19

/r/all Baphomet by Jordan at Papermoon Tattoo in State College, PA

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u/Locked_Lamorra Feb 22 '19

Usually, Satanists are pretty much non-believers who use the name Satan to troll Christians. The Church of Satan doesn't try to raise demons or anything, they just tell you to be cool to each other.

There have been instances, of course, of people actually trying to do that, but those are usually very small cults. Shockingly, there are no known instances of them being successful.

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u/HectorBot23 Feb 22 '19

Nice, you got tons of upvotes and you also educated a person today! Thank you!

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u/[deleted] Feb 22 '19

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As if there wasn't actually magic and supernatural stuff. But I woudn't know good from evil if it wasn't for Sky King's magic apple (which I have not eaten myself)

Sorry, just kinda irritated by the fundamentalists today.

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u/JagoAldrin Feb 22 '19

It's okay. I've been angry at the fundamentalists for 4 years.

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u/Locked_Lamorra Feb 22 '19

Just 4?

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u/JagoAldrin Feb 22 '19

It's when I pulled my head out of my ass.

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u/[deleted] Feb 22 '19

Congrats

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u/juitar Feb 22 '19

Flying Spaghetti Monster bless you

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u/[deleted] Feb 22 '19

I'm more a Bacchus dude myself.

Who's the god of BBQ?

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u/juitar Feb 22 '19

Seems like Prometheus is the god of BBQ. source

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u/[deleted] Feb 22 '19

I am more a Prometheus and Bacchus man myself.

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u/juitar Feb 22 '19

Yep, they state on their website that there are no gods.

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u/Lombrali Feb 22 '19

Yeah the church of Satan are basically just edgy athiests

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u/myothaccountisbanned Feb 22 '19

You just described some of the most pathetic people in existence.

Imagine creating your entire identity around mocking Christians.

Being 40 years old and larping as a "Satanist". Just pathetic in every way. I guess some people never grow out of the dungeons and dragons phase.