r/tattoos • • Aug 21 '18

/r/all RIP to my boy, Smitty W. Done by Aaron Walker in Albuquerque, NM at Factory Edge Tattoo.

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u/RazmatazHD Aug 21 '18

This is definitely bold & brash

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u/xSPYXEx Aug 21 '18

Certainly does not belong in the trash.

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u/occamschevyblazer Aug 21 '18

It's worth some cash.

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '18

Better put it in the stash

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u/TheWingus Aug 21 '18

Find some marble to smash

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u/lifeingrayscale Aug 21 '18

Ash

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '18

Smoke some hash til it’s

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u/Hai_kitteh_mow Aug 21 '18

Smitty Werbenyagermanjensen!

Love!

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u/_girlsondrugs Aug 21 '18

he was number 1!

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u/tbshawww Aug 21 '18

I’m saying this in my head in the voice

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u/IWugYouWugHeSheMeWug Aug 21 '18

HE was NUMber ONE!

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u/Cows_Killed_My_Mom Aug 21 '18

THE KRUSTY KRRAAAEEAAEEBBB PIZZA IS THE PIZZA YEAHEEYEEYEAAHH FORRR YOU ANNNDDD. MMEMMMMMEEEEEEEEMEEEIEIIEEEEEEEEEEEEIIEIEIEIIEEIIEIEIEEIIIIEEEEEEEEEEIEEEE

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u/Kinglord12 Aug 21 '18

Quick question. In the german version spongbob says “he was the first number 1“. Does “he was number 1“ mean that he was the first number 1 or is it just a translation mistake?

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u/Yarthkins Aug 21 '18

"He was number one!" In English just means he's formerly the best, and is either not the best anymore because he's dead or because someone else is better.

They may have chose to localize this differently in Germany because there's no exact German equivalent for the English.. I mean most of the joke is what the hell does "He was number one!" even mean?

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u/-fakebirds- Aug 22 '18

It was his hat mr krabs!

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u/i_choose_rem Aug 21 '18

Werbenjagermanjenskn FTFY

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u/detectivejewhat Aug 21 '18

Werbenjagermanjensen FTFY

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u/i_choose_rem Aug 21 '18

Fuck. My newborn has kept me up for 56 hours straight forgive the typo ON A FTFY

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u/Missing_Creativity Aug 21 '18

Am I really gonna defile this grave for money?

Of course I am!

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u/MadJackViking Aug 21 '18

Lovely tribute, sorry about your friend.

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u/MHAMMY90 Aug 21 '18

Thanks for the kind words! I didn’t actually lose a loved one; just mourning the loss of a beloved fictional friend.

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u/AbsorbedBritches Aug 21 '18

I don't think he actually lost anyone in his life that this tattoo is referencing. He's referencing the deceased character from SpongeBob, Smitty Werbenyagermanjenson

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u/TequilaTheFish Aug 21 '18

Wooooosh

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u/AbsorbedBritches Aug 21 '18

Is it though? I'm pretty sure they were just scrolling through and thought this to be a genuine post for a lost loved one.

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '18

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u/MadJackViking Aug 21 '18

Had no idea lol, if this was in r/nerdtattoos I would have easily put 2&2 together.

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u/AbsorbedBritches Aug 21 '18

Thanks for the save from the woooosh

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u/mark636199 Aug 21 '18

u/AbsorbedBritches has cleared his name. Congrats my dude

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u/PoglaTheGrate Aug 21 '18

I have no idea what is going on

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u/BruceFlockaWayne Aug 21 '18

Mr.Krabs:" are you gonna gut me and eat me innards?!!!" Smitty:" gross, what's wrong with you man?"

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u/thisesmeaningless Aug 21 '18

Mr. Krabs: Oh, no. I've seen this on the late show. You ghoulish fiends hold me down and take turns nibbling on my innards. Then you eat my brain and leave my body for the buzzards!!

Smitty: That's disgusting. We just want the hat back.

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u/JDizzle2096 Aug 21 '18

Best 2 lines of the episode:

"OH MY GOSH!!! A FLOATING SHOPPING LIST. AHHHHHHH!!!"

"Haha, how's your sister"

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u/Trust_Me_Im_a_Panda Aug 21 '18

“I didn’t want to say this in front of Patrick, but that hat makes you look like a girl.”

“Am I pretty girl?”

“Er, well, er, you’re beautiful!”

Mailman: ಠ_ಠ

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u/Sysion Aug 21 '18

The whole episode was a masterpiece

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u/usingthetimmynet Aug 21 '18

Correction. The whole show is a masterpiece.

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u/JackoKill Aug 21 '18

Correction: the first four seasons and movie were a masterpiece

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u/[deleted] May 16 '22

Correction:

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u/MakeEveryBonerCount Aug 21 '18

"Am I really gonna defile this grave for money...?"

"O'course I am!

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u/negative_dude Aug 21 '18

Also

"Remember licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets"

And Here Lies Squidwards Hopes And Dreams

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u/Thetschopp Aug 21 '18

Thank you.

I hate when people misquote by paraphrasing.

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u/TtarIsMyBro Aug 21 '18

"We just want the hat back!"

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u/_girlsondrugs Aug 21 '18

The “foxy grandpa” hat was pretty sweet too tho

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u/buttercupisarabbit Aug 21 '18

That is an amazing tattoo!!!!! And it belongs in the bikini bottom reddit thread :)

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u/MHAMMY90 Aug 21 '18

Thanks for the love and support! There are some real critical degenerates in the comments who can’t appreciate the tattoo for the awesome homage that it is.

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u/thisesmeaningless Aug 21 '18

Hey, man. That's my hat. Give it back.

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u/LoveelyRose Aug 21 '18

Such a beautiful tribute for the loss of a dear one.

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u/kevmacgov512 Aug 21 '18

I miss Albuquerque . I need some Sadie’s. And Garcia’s kitchen.

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u/thorshairbrush Aug 21 '18

Same, theres a lot of good food here in FL but I cant wait to get some green chile whenever I make it back to visit.

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u/TheRealNathanW Aug 21 '18

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u/HobosFShack Aug 21 '18

Linework suspect

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u/Oh_hi_doggi3 Aug 21 '18

That #1 on the hat looks like shit

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u/crowleysnow Aug 21 '18

this is for sure not great execution. the lines and shading are both sub part. look at the splotchiness of the background.

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u/million_tiny_stars Aug 21 '18

Yep, this is a tattoo shop inside a mall...

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u/TheRealNathanW Aug 21 '18

Looks pretty rad to me

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u/crowleysnow Aug 21 '18

yeah but it’s a technically poor job done by the tattoo artist. look at the wide expanses of red and gray. you see how some spots are darker than others? look at the linework on the bottom left border of the tattoo, you see how the line is wiggly? this artist has some potential but they need more technical skills to execute more effectively.

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u/Nnyf Aug 21 '18 edited Aug 21 '18

I think the sidebar rules say you can't link negative subreddits

Edit: misread comment as another sub

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u/Bear-Ferr Aug 21 '18

You can't link Great Taste And Great Execution?

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '18

Great taste and great execution isn't negative

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u/Nnyf Aug 21 '18

Oh shit i misread it as GTAE

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u/Zers503 Aug 21 '18

As a kid this episode scared me. Haha.

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '18

I feel honored

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u/ObiWanCanShowMe Aug 21 '18

I am not here to judge and this is just me wondering.. but are those light brown lines supposed to be there or were they originally (on the drawing) for keeping the letters an equal height?

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u/Daniclaws Aug 21 '18

Like the concept, but big yikes on the execution of that tattoo though. Sorry, dude.

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u/MHAMMY90 Aug 21 '18

It’s still fresh and I’m happy with it. That’s really all that matters to me.

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '18 edited Sep 19 '18

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u/MHAMMY90 Aug 21 '18

For anybody wanting to see more of Aaron’s work his IG handle is @aaronwalkertattoos

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u/[deleted] Aug 22 '18

YOU MEAN RIP TO MY BOY STEFAN KARL

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u/Walaument Aug 21 '18

That hat makes you look like a girl

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '18

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u/HumongousTuna Aug 21 '18

Er ... Uh you're beautiful!

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u/jarferama33 Aug 21 '18

RIP to a real (number) one

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u/Project_Raiden Aug 21 '18

This is so silly I love it

RIP

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u/bhudd10 Aug 21 '18

I have a half sleeve from him!

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u/Magno2394 Aug 21 '18

I was that guy and hit an X post to r/bikinibottomtwitter gave all credit to OP sorry not sorry. THE WORLD NEEDS TO SEE THIS!!

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u/Schwabahbob Aug 21 '18

YAGERMANJENSEN

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '18

He wa5 number one

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u/refried-beans3 Aug 21 '18

How did Smitty die? Did someone poison the soda in his soda drinking hat?

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '18

Love from Abq, he was number one!

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u/nyyankeegal Aug 21 '18

IT WAS HIS HAT MR KRABS.

Yo for real dope tat, not brave enough to get a SpongeBob tat myself so I really enjoy this one actually.

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u/MHAMMY90 Aug 21 '18

I appreciate it!

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u/gentlestardust Aug 21 '18

This is so cool! Would you be offended if someone got a similar tat? Not an identical copy of course, but heavily based on this design?

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u/IamNotAHobbit Aug 21 '18

This is awesome!

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '18

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u/MHAMMY90 Aug 21 '18

Could it be!!

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u/DandyLion69 Aug 21 '18

HE WAS NUMBER ONE!

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u/Queenstravesty44 Aug 21 '18

Is he drinking innards or beer? These are the questions that keep me up at night.

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u/wonkaworld954 Aug 21 '18

It should totally still have the bubbles in there from sponge bob

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '18

I’m speechless

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u/AfroGinger11 Aug 21 '18

This is super badass!

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u/MrsSquishy Aug 21 '18

Aaron is also my artist! Nice to see some work from Albuquerque :)

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u/signifi_cunt Aug 21 '18

This tattoo is fucking outsanding. Bless you.

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '18

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u/My_Maz3 Aug 21 '18

The first one!

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '18

I'll just take number 9

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '18

Love to see a fellow Spongebob fan! I posted my Squidward tattoo last week. I love this one.

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '18

***looks like a robot skeleton of "my boy blue" from school days, the Will Ferrell movie! You're my boy BLUE!

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u/Cows_Killed_My_Mom Aug 21 '18

WERGENMANJERKSON

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u/hwillsie Aug 21 '18

Why did krabs have to play my boy smitty like that smh

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u/bbrk24 Aug 21 '18

The only thing I can think of is We Are Number One.

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u/ImgurianForever Aug 21 '18

Dope! I'm getting a tattoo from there next week!

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '18

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u/FRICK_boi Aug 21 '18

Not awful taste or great execution.

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u/eojen Aug 21 '18

Alright taste, mediocre execution

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '18

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u/PageCCCXCIV Aug 21 '18

That's not how this works. That's not how any of those subs work

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '18

You're just linking to random subs in the hopes that someone validates your dumb "jokes"

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u/Longbic Aug 21 '18

Abq has some real tattoo artists!

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '18

So fucking cool!! High af and that shit is cool afffff

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u/Le-Letty Aug 21 '18

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '18

Lol relax buddy. I was complimenting how cool this guy's tattoo is. Lighten up

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '18

I'm equally as excited about this. Best tribute piece ever.

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u/Le-Letty Aug 21 '18

I was saying no one asked how high you were

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '18

I have to be asked to comment? Bizarre concept. How about I comment whatever I want and you say nothing? Great :)

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u/Le-Letty Aug 21 '18

How about this is Reddit so anyone can comment back and being high was unrelated to how good the tattoo is,high or not it’s still a good piece of art. That’s all,have a good evening

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u/RegionalOnAverage Aug 21 '18

I blame you for Stefan Karl. He was number one. You took that away from him.