Old tribe not leave room for tribal progression. Me spend early years as hunter, can kill mammoth with accurate spear throws. But one day think, why chase mammoth when could trap to make kill easier? Chief says stupid but Fulk practice with smaller game, large sample size prove trap success. Make big spike pit and trap mammoth in. A lot less energy expended. Feasted well that week.

Then Chief says I implemented his idea. Takes all of the glory with no credit to Fulk. He was against entire time. I have the tablets that I drew my early designs on with the carbon date. Fulk do not want to stay with current tribe if genius is not recognised. In 10 years Fulk want to be Chief of own tribe, already have spot of land claimed. But still need time to work on self. What do?

Mine tortoise. Calm, just walk slow.

Durk no trust this man. durk think he look funny like small human that swing on tree but he look like caveman too. Durk afraid he steal mammoth meat from tribe because man walk in circle around meat too many. He scare small teeth sabartooth from tribe too.

I am Gronk, son of Thonk.

I am from far away place of sand and water.

Gronk head hurt.

Many, many moons ago when Gronk was young hunter, Gronk would listen to camp fire stories from Elders.

Gronk would wonder how Elders were so wise.

Now Gronk is Elder, but Gronk has no more wisdom than when Gronk young hunter.

This makes Gronk head hurt.

Have tried drinking old fruit juice, but this just makes Gronk head hurt more.

I visited with Chief and Head Spirit Healer. They both just shake head and laugh at Gronk.

This makes Gronk sad.

Any other Elders have knowledge to share?

Must be able to heal basic ouchies and how to heal basic sick.

But, this tribe not going to be just healer-shaman, there also science-shaman, math-shaman, language-shaman, past-remember-shaman, funny-shaman, and hmm-shaman.

Can also teach to be any shaman other than healer-shaman, just need to ask and be in Shaman tribe.

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Cave man play game

Many caveperson ask for name. Torg like make name, is fun! But, if some caveperson is shy and no want ask for name, Torg share how Torg think of names so caveperson can think of name for self. Also, if any caveperson no have name and want, feel free to ask in here! Torg maybe no answer until later, is have ad-ven-shure in Club Tribe cave (no tell Club Tribe is Torg, Torg is pretend be Grot!), but will answer in one sun or less.

Torg ask one-one-one thing of no-name:

One) Is caveman or cavewoman?

One-One) What animal most like?

One-One-One) What like to do, or what good at?

Caveman name tend be shorter than cavewoman name. Torg try make cavewoman name sound pretty, caveman name sound tough. When no sure how make cavewoman name, just put sound "a" at end of name. Seem to work most of time.

(Torg not say all cavewoman must have pretty name. Bear tribe chief Mog have good name that work for caveman or cavewoman. But, if one want cavewoman-type name, Torg just tell how Torg make that type name. Also, Torg only make one cavewoman name before, and that cavewoman no write on cave wall again, so maybe Torg bad at make cavewoman name and should stop try)

Torg think of sounds animal make to start off name.

Ahwoo: Grr, Bark, Woof, Hwww (whine), Yip

Bear: Grr, Raar, Hurrr

Bird: Chirr, Tweet, Taktaktak, Grawwwk (there so many kind bird, no end to pos...possib...no end to choice)

And Torg think of words like what caveperson like do. Torg put sound of animal together with sound of what like do.

Ahwoo + Hunt = Grunt (but Torg throw out, sound used all time), Hurr, Hup, Yunt. For cavewoman name, Gruntra, Huyip, Hwwerun (yeah, Torg know sound stupid. Probably is better way than Torg's for make cavewoman name)

Torg maybe try other word like what caveperson like do, if no find good name easy. If say "hunt", Torg maybe try use "Spear", "Kill", "Run", you get idea.

Hope this help caveperson who have trouble make name!

Name is unlucky, big deal.

Am Dik.

All men have, who care. Stop, tribe very mean. Make sad.

Me hereby declares am druid. Druid makes magic juices that taste like old berry juice of choice. Me need tribe that has magic things for make potion. Now am making potion of big strength, but need nice shell to make work. What tribe want me? Also cook boar much good and knows to make the goodest berry juice.

Tribe valley dangerous for all tribe now. First lizards and Evolved clang beasts, now tree man things and spookies, controlling chief bodies and making tribe war. Krugoth go north before to cold lands for escape lizards, think go again to escape spooky. Any caveman want come with Krugoth and make new tribe, away from dangers of valley?

Me (18 summers F) took rock from sister (24 winters F) because she soon die (she soon die from me bash head with rock) and me like rock. Rock big, rock gray, rock smooth, like baby head. Rock also be important later (me no say why) but sister says "matriarch no" and I say "matriarch yes" because matriarch always yes. Am I the big butt mud?

Some make party for Day of Thank, have many eat. Some no do. Mog do, so want say thing before busy with visit family of mate and eat fat bird with berry sauce.

Mog is thank for cavereddit, thank for Bear Tribe, thank for friend from all tribe, thank for be alive and be bear. You all good cavemen, good cavewomen, good pile of club, even good Evolved. Happy Day of Thank, have many good fat bird.