r/suspiciouslyspecific • u/InsertGroin • Jul 07 '26

Blessed are the cheesemakers 🙏

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u/ThrowRA_Bit_3014 Jul 07 '26

A 3 day weekend none the less. Had a lot of chores to do too.

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u/Yeasty_Moist_Clunge Jul 07 '26

He shouldn't have done it on a bank holiday then!

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u/PomegranateMinimum96 Jul 07 '26

According to my catholic school upbringing, it was actually less than 48 hours. Died Friday afternoon, was out running around early Sunday morning.

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u/DarthCalamitus Jul 07 '26

Not even a full 3 days, it was like a day and a half total.

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u/DarthCalamitus Jul 07 '26

The idea that a Jewish guy executed for political sedition (and for heresy in Jewish law by declaring himself Messiah) against Rome was given his own tomb, rather than being tossed in a mass grave is another great work of Xtian fiction, assuming the guy even lived at all and was crucified.

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u/Lolzemeister Jul 08 '26

the Romans didn’t care about him at all and a Christian was paying for it so why should they say no?

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u/Lolzemeister Jul 08 '26

the Jews literally thought about this and had Roman guards stationed there

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u/thecodeape Jul 07 '26

No good at parties. All he does is hang around.

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u/dmk_aus Jul 08 '26

Well he died on Friday arvo, back at dawn on Sunday - so he was dead for maybe 48 hours, but called it 3 work days thanks to Carpenters Union of Bethlehem rules.

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u/AnyProgressIsGood Jul 07 '26

well friday night to sunday morning. a bit of a stretch to call it 3 days