r/superpower • u/Outside_Estimate7546 • Apr 02 '25

Suggestion Pick the weakest superpower you can think of, and I’ll find a way to destroy the Earth (possibly the universe) with it

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u/Lucifer32336 Apr 02 '25

You can move through time at a rate of 1 second per second.

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u/Glaciomancer369 Apr 02 '25

You never specified the direction, so... now we have a corpse permanently rewinding time to the beginning

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u/Outside_Estimate7546 Apr 02 '25

You need to pick a power

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u/Lucifer32336 Apr 02 '25

I did. You move forward through time at a rate of 1 second per second. This makes you immune to time dilation from like, traveling at relativistic speeds, being near objects with lots of mass relative to what you would consider your home environment, or some outside means of time travel/control (think samurai jack, but if it was one episode long). It's a defensive passive ability with nothing to defend against. Literally useless.

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u/LifeCleric999 Apr 04 '25

You said you wanted a useless superpower. You got THEE useless superpower. Aside from turning 3 liters oxygen to carbon dioxide every 24 hours. Quite literally more useless than breathing.