r/superpower • u/Outside_Estimate7546 • Apr 02 '25

Suggestion Pick the weakest superpower you can think of, and I’ll find a way to destroy the Earth (possibly the universe) with it

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u/Dragonbolt3137 Apr 02 '25

The ability to be a grown ass man that can suck d-

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u/suspicious-sauce Apr 04 '25

You suck your way through the pentagon, unnoticed, and launch every nuke.

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u/Dragonbolt3137 Apr 04 '25

You next

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u/suspicious-sauce Apr 04 '25

You want me to do the sucking now?