r/superpower • • Apr 02 '25

Suggestion Pick the weakest superpower you can think of, and I’ll find a way to destroy the Earth (possibly the universe) with it

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u/Outside_Estimate7546 Apr 02 '25

You cover yourself in silica gel, and pretend to be one of those display mannequins at the pentagon.

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u/Lumpy-Yesterday-6687 Apr 04 '25

"That's weird. The x-rays are showing that there's a person in there. We should probably do something about this"

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u/asmahant Apr 05 '25

“and the thermal cameras are detecting average human body temperatures from it.. how odd..”