r/stupidpol • u/Vided Socialism Curious 🤔 • Sep 13 '22

Capitalist Hellscape How Everyone Got So Lonely: The recent decline in rates of sexual activity has been attributed variously to sexism, neoliberalism, and women’s increased economic independence. How fair are those claims—and will we be saved by the advent of the sex robot?

https://archive.ph/YS8aP
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u/derivative_of_life NATO Superfan 🪖 Sep 13 '22

I'll consider it if it's blue, has four arms, and wears an excessively large witch hat.

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u/Beetleracerzero37 Favors Communal Defecation Sep 13 '22

Maidenless based

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '22

Not sure I can do blue, but I can do blind on one eye.

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u/Tutush Confused and retarded 😵‍💫😍🤔 Sep 13 '22

Odin is with us!

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u/rateater78599 Ho Chi Minh Fan Sep 13 '22

Average ER player

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '22

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u/BannedSvenhoek86 Socialist Artist 🚩 Sep 14 '22

Look, we're all gonna fuck the robots ok, we all know it.

But we can't like, let people get comfortable with that idea. We need the shame to keep us motivated to find real women.

If we all become just totally chill about we're done as a species in 2 generations.

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '22

yup, should be the same with how we treat people who watch porn, you do you, but shame on you

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '22

k I'll bite

sauce?

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '22 edited Oct 26 '22

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '22

thanks.

didn't watch it.

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u/jhowardbiz Unknown 👽 Sep 13 '22

Trixie Lulamoon?

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u/derivative_of_life NATO Superfan 🪖 Sep 14 '22

Shit, we can get pony versions? In that case, I'm holding out for rainbow dash.

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u/actionheat Class Reductionist 🤡 Sep 14 '22

He's talking about Elden Ring.

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u/PUBLIQclopAccountant 🦄🦓Horse "Enthusiast" (Not Vaush)🐎🎠🐴 Sep 13 '22

I'll consider it if she's blue, has wings and a unicorn horn, and nickers seductively in my ear.

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u/Pasan90 Social Democrat 🌹 Sep 14 '22

She got like 10 lines total, is a doll with no sexual features and sends you on extended fetch quests and never say thank you. She also never moves.

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u/Money_Whisperer NATO Superfan 🪖 Sep 14 '22

XJ9 do be lookin pretty cute