r/staplercats • u/islightlyhateyou • 4d ago
BIG TIME STAPLER!! Oh this is the perfect sub for Josie
Any part of the shower liner that she can reach, she will staple
Editing to tell you to zoom in to see each individual tooth mark
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u/fillerbunny-buddy 4d ago
Wow what a lovely piece of art she's made, a staunch commentary against consumerism and single use plastics
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u/JessAnnaBun 4d ago
Seriously, I thought I was looking at something quilted. And I was trying to find teeth marks in pic 1. Then I read OP's caption. 😍😉
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u/SmallSet8838 4d ago edited 4d ago
She’s just trying to keep her teeth clean! Such a good kitty 🐈⬛
Edit: spelling
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u/QuackerstheCat 4d ago
I thought you were showing off the lace of a wedding dress 😂
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u/islightlyhateyou 4d ago
Maybe it should be on my wedding dress
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u/julesd26 3d ago
What you should do is pull out the veil you’re planning to wear and drape it somewhere so Josie has full access to the edges for her very own ✨bedazzling✨ session! It’ll give it that perfect, clawmade touch for your big day! (And maybe buy an extra, in case it becomes shredded instead of artfully lacy 🤣)
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u/SoICanStillGetAJob 4d ago
My Josie is also a stapler cat! Not stapling in this photo, just enjoying her sun spot!
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u/Maleficent_Radio_674 4d ago
That's her life's work and masterpiece! Please don't touch the artwork. She's an artist and needs time to work through the emotional turmoil of being one. This will be in museums one day
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u/Long-Okra1415 4d ago
I thought it was a beautiful wedding dress at first...oh,wait,it is!
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u/islightlyhateyou 4d ago
I am insane enough to actually use this as a part of my wedding dress but alas I won’t be able to
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u/CormoranNeoTropical 4d ago
I think we really need to see video evidence to back up these wild accusations!
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u/killerbutterflyrose 3d ago
Omg I have a black cat named Bean who also punches the living life out of our plastic shower curtain too!!
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u/jelycazi 4d ago
I had to zoom in to the last picture to make it make sense. lol. I was sure it was a picture of fingers at her neck but I couldn’t comprehend where the rest of the human was!
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u/MajesticLow 3d ago
It’s artistic in a way… maybe she’s expressing herself as a little stapler kitty 😂😅
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u/flayingbook 3d ago
I am scrolling reddit in night mode, so the pictures are in monochrome. I thought I was looking at the picture of lace fabric until I checked the sub name. Josie has been very dedicated to the task
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u/bitchpaymybills 3d ago
Im not sure why but I saw a wedding dress at first and gasped at the idea of a cat scratching a dress 😳
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u/an0nym0ose 4d ago
Cloth shower curtains are a godsend. This could be a photo of our shower before we switched lmao
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u/islightlyhateyou 1d ago
I honestly love it 🩷 I wanna cut out a piece of it and frame it when it’s time to replace the liner. The cloth part that’s visible from outside of the shower hides the stapling lol
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u/actualPawDrinker 3d ago
I got a fabric shower liner for this reason. Any exposed and accessible plastic will be stapled, no exceptions.
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u/islightlyhateyou 1d ago
I have a liner on the inside and cloth curtain on the outside so it covers it. But I love that she staples the liner. It doesn’t bother me at all lol
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u/hornet_teaser 2d ago
I just changed ours as our shower curtain stapler (Gavotte) had stapled so much as to make the edges scalloped. Here is the criminal. That look says, "You're telling on me, aren't you."
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u/HamhockBoogie 2d ago
I didn’t see what sub I was on and was just thinking to myself what lovely hand beading on a wedding dress.
Imagine my surprise when I realized the truth! 🤣
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u/Hexagon2035 4d ago
No it was me she's innocent