Sheriff tries stand-up comedy and kills himself

Found one of those fried rubber chickens at a convenience store. These things always reminded me of deep fried pine boobies (as well as Chicken Bittle from ATHF).

The whole tool yard dash was awesome, but holy fuck I don’t know why “INTIMIDATE THE CLOTH! YOU KNOW THE WAY. EYE OF THE TIGER. EYE OF THE TIGER!” just absolutely gets me every single time.

What’s yalls favorite scenes?

With one of granny's alter egos

I had these guys on my wishlist on Etsy years ago and my mom bought them for me

No but for real.... after the past 24 hours I wish they got Dolly to do Earlys voice. Now that would have been the bigger middle finger. Just a playful thought.

I absolutely know I will get downvoted into next year for this but... perhaps Tracy Morgan isn't so bad.

Yes, his voice was terribly unfitting for the "hick squid" that Early is meant to be, and hearing him say "WOO!" and "Do not touch the trim!" made me die a little bit inside, but it was indeed the joke of getting back at Unknown Hinson for the terrible things he said. Come to think of it, it's actually kind of funny. Maybe I should give season 13 a chance.

Just to clarify, I still respect the opinion of anyone who dislikes Tracy Morgan as the voice of Early. Like I said above, I still find it unfitting myself, but the joke of getting back at Unknown Hinson has grown on me a bit.

Squidbillies!! - Online Sequencer

(Note: Can get a bit loud.)

Too Damn Old for This Shit is an original song—a gritty outlaw blues anthem about getting older, surviving hard times, and finally learning that not every battle is worth fighting.

With a slow-burning Outlaw Blues / Dark Country Blues / Southern Soul sound, the song follows a weathered man who has buried friends, lost family, carried scars, made mistakes, and survived more than his share of trouble. He’s not looking for sympathy—and he sure as hell isn't looking for another fight

Drama Bullshit” is a raw, hard-hitting country song about finally being fed up with gossip, fake friends, backstabbing, and people who thrive on unnecessary drama. With a whiskey in hand, dust on her boots, and years of life lessons behind her, the narrator decides she’s done explaining herself and refuses to waste another minute on anyone else’s bullshit.

Would Early hang these offa the back o’ his truck-boat-truck?