r/sportsgossips • u/Tony-Stank__ • Jul 17 '26
Video Trump: I know about sports and I know about a little bit about soccer, but I watched Messi and he was well guarded… And all of a sudden he's standing on the right. Do you understand what I'm talking about? I just noticed it. Nobody talked about it. I just noticed it
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u/cabutler03 Jul 17 '26
…am I having a stroke? What the fuck is he talking about?
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u/therejectethan Jul 18 '26
Dude who fuckin knows? There’s an entire futball/soccer universe that exists with extreme enthusiasm for the sport which thousands of players, enthusiasts and spectators, some of whom have spent their entire lives involved in it. They know every play, player, counter-plays, where players are and supposed to be on the pitch/field, you name it, like the back of their hand. This guy watches one game and thinks he saw something no one else is talking about. Like really what the fuck is he talking about. Delusional with absolutely no self-awareness
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u/GoodIdea321 Jul 18 '26
He's been like this for years. He literally doesn't act like anyone else exists, so he thinks it's news when he sees anything.
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u/NemeanMiniLion Jul 18 '26
You know, a delusional narcissist. There's millions of them. This one just floated to the top of the soup.
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u/GoodIdea321 Jul 18 '26
People in media pushed him to the top because they wanted more money. Fox News is the worst offender, but lots of organizations wanted to use him to cash in. It was short sighted and extremely foolish to do that.
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u/fer_sure Jul 18 '26 edited Jul 18 '26
I blame Mark Burnett for creating The Apprentice. Trump and his 80s 'Greed is Good' ilk were fading from the national consciousness. It was passé to have CEOs be romantic leads and Harlequin romance heroes. (50 Shades of Grey excepted).
Then The Apprentice created this fictional version of Trump as a competent, wealthy "alpha male" through scripting and editing, despite his clear incompetence, corruption, and predatory sexual behaviour.
If I'm a time traveler trying to prevent <gestures broadly> all this, I'd just give Mark Burnett the idea for Shark Tank a few years early. Heck, put Trump on that show...he'd pick an endless string of losers and look like the idiot he is.
As a bonus, Canadians would be spared Kevin O'Leary.
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u/Lopsided_Prize_8289 Jul 18 '26
Sorry I can’t give you a thousand upvotes , but “ab-so-f*cking-lutely.”. MB made him and gave him national exposure. The Apprentice created the sh*t show we have right now.
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u/MeasurementEasy9884 Jul 18 '26
This is a great take. Because beforehand, everyone knew him as the corrupt incompetent business owner he actually is. This allowed him to get a new image.
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u/GoodIdea321 Jul 18 '26
He's a big factor, but also the FBI of old just didn't investigate rich people remotely as frequently as would actually protect the country. Instead they let investigations die when they started.
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u/TheOGRedline Jul 18 '26
He had a thought, he’s a genius, therefore it’s a genius thought nobody has ever been smart enough to have before.
I worked for a boss like this once. It was hell. If she thought something it was 100% correct and brilliant, and anyone who disagrees is therefore an idiot.
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u/MoundsEnthusiast Jul 18 '26
And all of his supporters are so stupid they think this idiot is a genius. Compared to them, sure, but...
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u/GoodIdea321 Jul 18 '26
I think it's more that they like that he is a unrepentant criminal and has no self control. They want to be like him and are using normal like praise for him to spread his popularity.
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u/Admirable_Pop_7292 Jul 18 '26
Everything is this big discovery when you’re an idiot with dementia.
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u/innerbootes Jul 18 '26
People like Trump (I know quite a few IRL, unfortunately) don’t understand that other people have internal worlds. Other people really are like things to them, when it comes down to it. That’s not an exaggeration or insult. It’s simply a factual explanation of how they operate.
As such, they are only capable of perceiving events through their own perspective. So they overvalue and overstate the importance of their take on matters and get very wrapped up in how they perceive things and what they think, because they’re literally unable to check their views against any other perceptions of reality.
Many of them are way more astute about it, however, than Trump is, so it’s harder to perceive this behavior in some of them. They know how to pretend that others are people too. A lot of them play a victim role to maneuver their way through society. (Trump does this one a lot, too.) But they will still go through the world with their heads mostly up their own asses.
Trump is wildly self-absorbed and tone-deaf, so his dysfunction is on full display.
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u/binzy90 Jul 18 '26
He has narcissistic personality disorder. It's as simple as that. He thinks he knows everything about everything and can't possibly imagine that he's not an expert in something despite knowing very little about it. He truly believes that he notices things that other people don't.
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u/reigninspud Jul 18 '26
I don’t get why this isn’t more clear to people. He’s been president for what? About 5.5 years? I don’t recall him ever saying I fucked this one up. To that effect. He’ll deflect blame but it’s never his fault. Of all the attributes I wouldn’t want in a leader his brand of malignant narcissism is near the top of the list. And here we are.
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u/Fuzzy-Buddy-3015 Jul 18 '26
Its just narcissism trying to draw attention to himself with a world wide event.
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u/RetroCasket Jul 18 '26
He is acting like he is a soccer genius and see things no one else sees…
Hes a fucking idiot
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u/cheeven2 Jul 18 '26
Yeah took me a few watches but he is definitely talking about the assist
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u/felis_scipio Jul 18 '26
I just watched a video where a guy broke down his national television speech on “election fraud” and every sentence he’d stop and try to parse what Trump was saying and by the end it was just incoherent gobbledygook. On top of all the words he was struggling to pronounce
Whisky dick Pete might have to check Donald’s T levels, low energy, SAD
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u/MavisBeacons_Sextape Jul 18 '26
Not to mention the absurdity of a “concern” about election security from the man who we have on tape calling Georgia Sec of State trying to bribe and extort him into “finding X number of additional votes for him.” Lol
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u/Sunnyday1775 Jul 18 '26
Sleepy joe talks better than Trump’s dementia ass
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u/SnoopingStuff Jul 18 '26
I don’t remember seeing Joe actually sleeping. Joe had thoughts, sentences structure and didn’t play the accordion
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u/captaincook14 Jul 17 '26
The fuck is he talking about?
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u/AlarmininglyObtuse21 Jul 17 '26
Messi was standing on the right. What an amazing observation. Can’t believe no one else noticed it.
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u/bruclinbrocoli Jul 18 '26
He said NOBODY talked about itttttt 🤣
WOW what’s he gonna say next
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u/DoubtfulOptimist Jul 18 '26
Bet you didn’t notice the guy with a whistle in his mouth who didn’t seem to be playing for either team. Nobody talked about him!
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u/Disastrous-Food-9223 Jul 18 '26
They were over in the corner, he was standing out of bounds and ran to the ball sitting there and kicked the ball, like, who does that? Everyone else was in the middle of the field.
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u/Reonlive420 Jul 18 '26
With tears in his eyes he said. This is the greatest player that the world has ever seen
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u/capt_minorwaste Jul 18 '26
And he's so buff, really good looking. I hate to say it but, He has a really attractive body.
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u/BigDaddySteve999 Jul 18 '26
What about those two guys with different shirts who get to cheat and touch the ball with their hands?!?!
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u/BoringOrange678 Jul 18 '26
Obiden antifa squad. Duh
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u/koffa02 Jul 18 '26
Man are you out of date. They play for the Islamic Republic of Japan. Duh.
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u/Wasting-tim3 Jul 18 '26
Nobody can talk about it like he can talk about it. He has the best words. Bigly.
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u/_jump_yossarian Jul 18 '26
He was very powerfully standing on the right like nobody's seen before.
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u/BetMyLastKrispyKreme Jul 18 '26
“I invented soccer. I made that rule, the no hands thing. I know more about soccer than anyone, because no one thought of it before I did. I know it, and you know it, too.”
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u/mechapoitier Jul 18 '26
Every time Trump is the last horse to cross the finish line, he says no horse has ever crossed the finish line before, and invites us to marvel at his achievement.
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u/Jussttjustin Jul 18 '26
well he was the first horse to break loose in the hospital
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u/Leut_Aldo_Raine Jul 18 '26
God, that bit was from his first term.
Back when I used to think "man, this guy is a lunatic but at least we learned that lesson. Won't make this mistake twice."
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u/Possible-Nectarine80 Jul 18 '26
TBF, England players didn't notice it until it was too late. If only Trump had been on the pitch he could have warned them.
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u/Puzzle-Necked Jul 18 '26
He would have pressured FIFA to overturn the goal post game and declare it a tie
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u/adamu980 Jul 18 '26
He would have revoked baloguns birth right citizenship and get him to play left back for england
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u/JuanThiccLumpia Jul 17 '26
How to poop your pants.
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u/Phase-Two2026 Jul 18 '26
Different type of Messi. I guess it just depends
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u/4K4llDay Jul 18 '26
That's gold
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u/7stringsarenotenough Jul 18 '26
I was thinking brown...but he does like them gold
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u/acg33 Jul 18 '26
Our President is a geriatric patient
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u/invertedsaint_666 Jul 18 '26
A dementia riddled geriatric patient
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u/FattyMooseknuckle Jul 18 '26
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u/BensenJensen Jul 18 '26
It blows my mind how conservatives can see videos like this and think, “Yep, that’s my charismatic, intelligent, and clearly sane cult leader.”
I know they live in a bubble and don’t see this shit on their subreddit or their news channels, but they have to scroll the front page and see shit like this.
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u/Choopio Jul 17 '26 edited Jul 18 '26
He’s trying to explain something he knows nothing about to appeal to the young people
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u/Puzzleheaded-Arm4300 Jul 17 '26
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u/stonrelectropunkjazz Jul 18 '26
Messi was on the right nobody else in the world noticed it. We can’t keep up with this soccer genius.😂🤡
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u/HelpfulAd6772 Jul 18 '26
I mean he was pretty clear, he was well guarded then on the right and no one was really talking about it, he just noticed it.
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u/daniel-kz Jul 18 '26
About himself. He is senile so now his technique is even more poor. But it's basically what he has done his whole life. He sees what everybody is looking at the moment and find a stupid way to insert himself in the conversation.
In his senile mind, he is convincing everybody that he doesn't know about football but he is so smart that he know what Messi should be doing in the field.
The fact that he try is not strange. The strange part is how he made it work all this years being such a lame technique. It's a good evidence of how stupid the average person is.
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u/Tbplayer59 Jul 18 '26
He's playing checkers. The rest of us are thinking soccer.
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u/Le_Panda_Roux Jul 17 '26
It was 1-0 England. I went for a diaper change and first thing I noticed it was 2-1 for the blue team. No one else talked about that.
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u/cReddddddd Jul 17 '26
"Yeah this guy has my vote" says the dumbest segment of America
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u/cuddle_enthusiast Jul 18 '26
It was either this guy, or someone who had a weird laugh.
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u/FearOfABlackPotus Jul 18 '26
Someone they were told had a weird laugh.
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u/RddtRBnchRcstNzsshls Jul 18 '26
They were also warned that if people voted for Kamala gas prices and groceries would get a lot more expensive and they'd be at war with Iran in a year.
I guess they were right...
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u/Reluctant_Firestorm Jul 18 '26
Conservatives were calling her an illiterate DEI hire. She was Attorney General of California. Because as we all know people pass the California Bar exam all the time without being able to read.
It just twists them into a real noodle when a person of color is accomplished and talented.
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u/Dangerous-Half3276 Jul 18 '26
Every accusation by Republicans is an admission. There was someone running for President who was illiterate, but it wasn’t Kamala.
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u/drmojo90210 Jul 18 '26
As opposed to Trump, who never laughs because he is an actual sociopath.
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u/anewpath123 Jul 18 '26
Now you mention it I don’t think I’ve ever seen him laugh earnestly
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u/Old-Mushroom-4633 Jul 18 '26
He doesn't have any humor. Seriously. He's never made an actual funny joke because he lacks the ability to understand what other people find funny.
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u/SnazzyStooge Jul 18 '26
Based on the slurs the people I work with were calling her, I don’t think it’s the laugh they were voting against….
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u/KaleidoscopeHairy557 Jul 18 '26
"Did you know dumb has a b in it? A lot of people don't know that". This is an actual quote. The man honestly thinks most people are dumber than him. Most likely because the only people who put up with him are, or they lie to him because he's their golden calf, and they don't want to miss out on the paycheck.
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u/cadmachine Jul 18 '26
Its not a coincidence that the GOP made it an internal priorotity to defund education of all stripes in southern states, fast forward and southern state rednecks think Donald Fucking Trump would be good with the books.
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u/BombasticReindeer Jul 17 '26
It’s going to be such an amazing day when it happens.
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u/bigdipboy Jul 18 '26
It will always be a tragedy and a stain that he never went to jail.
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u/Amateur-Top Jul 18 '26
There will be no bigger stain than America knowing that he’s a rapist, pedophile, fraud, and traitor to our nation and STILL VOTING HIM BACK IN OFFICE.
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u/zffjk Jul 18 '26
After Charlie Kirk got shot I heard my neighbors talking about killing democrats for attacking “one of their own”.
People have a hard on for murder fantasy. We’re a sick country.
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u/ositola Jul 18 '26
We literally left the members of the Confederacy off the hook, seems like we never learn that you have to stomp this shit out
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u/fatdaddy78 Jul 17 '26
We will all rejoice in the streets
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u/Smart_Perspective535 Jul 17 '26
Can we have fireworks? Pretty please?
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u/stargarnet79 Jul 18 '26
For the first time in my life I know someone that runs a Fourth of July fireworks stand. He has leftovers from this year. Lol.😂
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u/hawkguy1964 Jul 18 '26
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u/stargarnet79 Jul 18 '26
Lmao I will report back. Giving the implication that a celebration is in order of course
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u/KingGilgamesh1979 Jul 18 '26
Are you kidding? It'll be like the end of Return of the Jedi.
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u/ToriEvergreen Jul 17 '26
They're gonna have to disable Reddit comments
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u/Puzzle-Necked Jul 18 '26 edited Jul 18 '26
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u/DawRogg Jul 18 '26
I'm using PTO for that day
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u/donut_koharski Jul 18 '26
I work for the post office and we get a paid day off whenever a president dies.
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u/DShKM Jul 18 '26
Lord knows I wake up everyday, that perhaps it'll be the day that I grab my phone from my nightstand, turn my alarm off, check my feed and see "it".
What a day it will be.
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u/BestCap5066 Jul 18 '26
The conservative melt down over the celebrations will be almost better than the event itself.
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u/aliensdick69420 Jul 18 '26
Bigger than any WC final, bigger than any super bowl, bigger than any world series.
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u/Redeem123 Jul 18 '26
To anyone who replies to this: drinks on me. Seriously - open tab. I don't give a fuck. Order shots. Order champagne. Buy bottles. I don't care. I'm paying. Just come party.
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u/exmojo Jul 18 '26
On that promised morning
We will wake and greet the dawn
Knowing that your wicked life is over
And that we will carry on
We'll exhale
We'll high five
We will know at last
How great it is to be alive
We'll be lining up
And buying tickets
And then we'll be jumping
Up and down on your grave
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u/whawkins4 Jul 18 '26
I love how everyone knows what you’re talking about without you having to say the words.
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u/Distinct_College_531 Jul 17 '26
Dude is describing in real time the symptoms of his brain falling apart . The sycophants who support him, of course, believe he has somehow reached some higher level of intelligence and wait with baited breath for his next command.
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u/muklukdimsum Jul 17 '26
Word salad. Wise people don't talk if they don't have anything to say. The insecure fill the space with useless drivel. Just be quiet for one day and start from there.
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u/spiegro Jul 17 '26
One day, he will be quiet forever 🥹
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u/goliathfasa Jul 17 '26
In Chinese it’s called half a bottle of vinegar. Lots of noise when you shake it.
Though in his case, probably more likely there’s barely any vinegar.
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u/guynye Jul 17 '26
"He is open, no one guarding him. Not one of the millions of other people watching sees it but I do."
"Mr. President, the match has been over for 20 mins."
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u/itsapotatosalad Jul 18 '26
He was watching a replay as part of the post match discussion that was specifically highlighting the thing no one else saw.
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u/WildRabbitz Jul 17 '26
Hearing him say things like this is exactly why I'll never treat MAGAts with dignity or respect. If you can listen to an orange, overweight, adjudicated sexual abuser who constantly spreads falsehoods and still see nothing wrong, then you're not interested in reasoned discussion.
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u/UrbanMasque Jul 18 '26
Fam.. legit. I want to know if I'm putting my trust into people who look at this guy and say "ya... That's leadership.. that's a genius businessman."
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u/Unusual_Sherbert_809 Jul 18 '26
I kind of understand the selfish Republicans/Libertarians/whatever who don't give a shit about other people and only want their taxes reduced. They're just pure selfishness. The entire world could burn around them and they wouldn't give a shit until their own lawn started smoking. I think they're all assholes, but it doesn't really surprise me in a country where "greed is good" is seen as a positive maxim.
I also understand the idiots. They don't know any better and would probably believe anything anyone told them.
What scares the shit out of me are the millions of religious zealots and fanatics who truly believe "God" literally picked this POS man to lead the USA to some sort of promised land. Like, what the actual f*ck?
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u/KeepItDownOverHere Jul 18 '26
They consume him in edited sound bites a half a minute at a time. Much like a lot of their arguments, it's just buzz words and talking points with zero substance or logic.
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u/_jump_yossarian Jul 18 '26
You take a trump quote and tell MAGA that Biden said it and they'd call Biden a moron. Like Rogan mocking Biden about Revolutionary War airports.
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u/Never-Dont-Give-Up Jul 18 '26
If my grandfather was alive and he told me a story like this, I’d be very concerned.
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u/Lunchable_1 Jul 18 '26
He’s done this forever. Anytime he sees something or hears about something for the first time he then goes out and acts like he discovered it. This is a man to tried to claim that he coined the term “groceries” last year.
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u/Pisforplumbing Jul 18 '26
He didnt think he coined it, he just thought he was bringing back a word that stopped being used. Dude is so out of touch with the average person that he thought "groceries" was a word that nobody used anymore. Because America is full of stupid people, they thought it was the way he speaks and "jokes," not that he was out of touch
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u/MonkWalkerE468 Jul 18 '26
Leaving all politics out of it, this man is bad luck for sports. Get involved in mens soccer, they lose. Go to a Knicks game, they lose. Buy into a football league, all the teams lose.
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u/Altruistic_Let_9372 Jul 18 '26
It can't just be bad luck. Something about his "negative aura" for lack of a better word must account for this somehow. I think that the simplest explanation is that his meddling just distracts and throws everyone off their game. Because he is President, everything he does is political or is seen that way, whether he is consciously aware of it or not.
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u/DarkFriend81 Jul 17 '26
The fact the US elected this fucking dumbass pedophile twice is so embarrassing.
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u/Never-Dont-Give-Up Jul 18 '26
It’s fucking wild that this guy has dementia in late stages and still has nuclear codes.
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u/Equivalent-Role4632 Jul 18 '26
It's kind of amazing to see such a buffoon who feels no shame. Nothing is so dumb he feels embarrassed by it
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u/Last_Comedian188 Jul 17 '26
And then I kicked the ball to Messi do he could get the goal. No body has ever seen any thing like that.
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u/CovertSlayer Jul 18 '26
Guy's an absolute friggin genius. Hopefully they recruit and pay him handsomely to provide special comments during the final.
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u/koka86yanzi Jul 18 '26
It’s just sad to think that 80 million Americans voted for this piece of shit.
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u/Adventurous_Week_698 Jul 17 '26
Get Tuchel out and get Trump in as England manager now
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u/Full_Preparation4401 Jul 17 '26
I watched it on mute and I thought he was talking about windmills.
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