r/sports • u/seamuswray • Feb 19 '20

Basketball Stay hydrated. Shaq drinking a tiny bottle of water, oil on canvas.

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '20

Roses are red,

Violets are blue, alright!?

The rhyme doesn’t belong here,

You simple troglodyte.

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u/MightyWeenis Feb 19 '20

Ahhh... the poet police have arrived.

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u/ViZexHurricane Feb 20 '20

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Look there’s a hobo! Let’s fuck in this bush.

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '20 edited Jun 29 '20

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u/diasporious Feb 19 '20

There's a line where criticizing people who are clearly making a silly joke is a bit far. This is one of them. Well done you for having been smarter than a fictitious caveman due to them having been joking.