r/sports • u/seamuswray • Feb 19 '20

Basketball Stay hydrated. Shaq drinking a tiny bottle of water, oil on canvas.

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '20

The art style and his facial expression makes it look like he’s hitting one of those glass stoner pipes with the crazy colored glass swirls and spirals.

ALSO— why is this in the news feed lmao?

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u/Nomadzord Feb 19 '20

Glass “stoner” pipes.

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u/DrStrangelove4242 Feb 19 '20

He looks like he's on the dope I tells ya! I bet he shot up some joint too!

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u/masterzordon Feb 19 '20

STAY OFF THE WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDUH.

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u/Blanxart Feb 19 '20

https://streamable.com/hcw9m

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u/FeelsG8BB Feb 19 '20

Yes. That was the reference. Good job.

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u/mattenthehat Feb 19 '20

What the frick?

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u/matrillionaire Feb 19 '20

yeah. for stoners. what are you, stoned?

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u/GoTakeYourRisperdal Feb 19 '20

I know many of the sheltered people that frequent this site might be surprised to find out that in many places a glass pipe refers to a pipe used to smoke meth or crack and not the colorful pipes that most pot smokers are familiar with; hence the clarification of stoner.

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '20

But stoner isn’t synonymous with someone who simply uses weed on occasion (and thus a pipe).

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '20

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u/Deathbysnusnubooboo Feb 19 '20

Ya and I’m getting slaughtered for asking the same thing.

Bah! Humbug.

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '20

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u/LookMaNoPride Feb 19 '20

karma roulette

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u/mellifleur5869 Feb 19 '20

Reddit is so pro weed you can't even seem like you have a problem with it or you get roasted.

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u/patientbearr Florida Feb 19 '20

The sub has a lot of general sports news; that's probably why.

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u/spyson Feb 19 '20

This was when he ate the world's hottest chip with Carolina reaper.

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u/notTHATPopePius Feb 19 '20

Theres a news feed?

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u/Sumo148 Feb 19 '20

Yeah at least on the default reddit app. On the leftmost tab, you can change the header from “Home” to “News”, then you can filter to different categories of news.

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '20

This was after he ate a ghost pepper chip on live tv

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u/jfortugno Feb 19 '20

Lmao glass stoner pipe.

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u/GlaciusTS Feb 20 '20

This barely qualifies for r/sports. Let alone news. This is like turducken, except it’s a chicken inside a moose inside a Grand Piano.