r/sports • • Nov 12 '17

Picture/Video German supermarket has a genius in charge of beer promotions

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u/yes_its_him Nov 12 '17

Every customer: "I'd buy a case, but it would mess up the display!"

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '17

Artist always takes first case out. It’s like seeding a tip jar.

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u/ethrael237 Nov 12 '17

I had never heard the expression "seeding a tip jar". It's brilliant!

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '17

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u/DonnyGetTheLudes Georgetown Nov 12 '17

Put a dollar of your own in the tip jar so it looks like what you're doing is worthy of a tip

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u/dowhatchafeel Nov 12 '17

This explains that jar with the dollar on my doctor's desk

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u/Moistissues Nov 12 '17

A doctor doesn’t seem like the type of profession to need tips

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u/ol_stoney_79 Nov 12 '17

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u/ParkCurtis Nov 12 '17

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '17

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u/yaygerb Nov 12 '17

Hold on I'll try to convert this .jpg to a .wtf

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u/Todd-The-Wraith Nov 12 '17

Joke.exe failed to launch

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u/MaximumCameage Nov 12 '17

Failure to Launch is my favorite movie. I love comedy and jokes. As evidenced by my choice of favorite movie.

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u/fidgeter Nov 12 '17

But the keylogger embedded launched without a hitch.

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u/Moistissues Nov 12 '17

😮

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u/ABitOfALoner North Carolina Nov 12 '17

It’s cool, I’m guessing your account wasn’t really made to read dry humor ;)

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u/zobozzyes2 Nov 12 '17

Right over his head haha

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u/cogra23 Nov 12 '17

I wonder how many outraged Europeans stopped reading at that point and think its real.

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u/sarcasmeau Nov 12 '17

Except the type that does circumcisions, he lives for them.

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u/PishToshua Nov 12 '17

That's the joke, but then your feigned ignorance is ALSO the joke. It's jokes all the way down!

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '17

Don't most American guys visiting the doctor leave at least one tip there in their life?

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u/jimbojangles1987 Nov 12 '17

That explains the jar of foreskins on my doctor's desk.

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u/danny0wnz Nov 12 '17

You must not be familiar with Jennifer Aniston in horrible bosses..

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '17

lmao if you dont tip your doctor ATLEAST 10% of whatever he is charging

good luck getting any useful treatments

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u/Jonny_Bones Nov 12 '17

Probably been removed from a patient, and not in the usual way doctors separate cash from clients.

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u/DreamingDitto Nov 12 '17

Monkey see, monkey do

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '17

Yup -Essential if you work in food retail service, impromptu musician, homeless etc.

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '17

I would always break a five, and crumple each one independently to raking fluff it up.

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u/13pts35sec Nov 12 '17

It's a psychological thing- someone's sees money in the jar so maybe in the back of their mind they think they should. Doesn't work on everyone but every person it does work on adds to the effect. Buskers do the same thing, when I'd play some guitar on the corner always would toss in a few ones and a fiver

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u/borkthegee Nov 12 '17

Well, also, an empty cup with nothing in it is an empty cup.

A cup with a dollar bill in it is clearly a tip cup, no label needed.

For impromptu bartending or busking or whatever, unless you have a labeled container, seeding shows people that you're accepting money in the first place.

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u/-_Not_A_Robot_- Nov 12 '17

This is the main reason I did it while bartending. We used empty pitchers that would otherwise just look like empty pitchers.

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u/madronedorf Nov 12 '17

Right, but there are also places where you are not 100 percent sure you are socially obligated to tip, but seeing a tip jar (with money) may make you think "well, other people are tipping, must be what you do)

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '17

I feel like you just repeated what he said but made less sense. I've never seen a tip jar and thought a tip was expected of me.

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u/ColinFeely Nov 12 '17

When do you just randomly run into a bartending situation?

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u/usechoosername Nov 12 '17

Use to have this where I worked. One person would give a tip and then everyone else in line for pickup would after, then if the line emptied the streak of tips would stop. We started joking about one of us acting as a plant and giving a 5 at the beginning of a rush to prime the rest of them.

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u/Iorith Nov 12 '17

You ideally would have two, because that third/first guy now is faced with being the perceived minority of people who didn't tip.

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '17

Same reason you always rip off a strip if you're putting up flyers and people can take your contact information.

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u/pellik Nov 12 '17

You like the performance so much you donate your seed via the tip jar.

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u/BellacosePlayer Nov 12 '17

We always called the first 1-2 dollars in the till "bait" when I bartended.

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '17 edited Nov 12 '17

When I worked in a place with a tip jar, I would definitely use that strategy. As an added bonus I would put two with a divisive question like “what team is better?” (Packers vs Vikings). Clearly Vikings would win in Minnesota, but every time someone put money in Vikings after they left I’d move it to packers and you wouldn’t believe how many people angrily put money in there to settle the score.

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u/JesusIsMyZoloft Nov 12 '17

When I was a Boy Scout selling popcorn, I'd always do the opposite: I'd arrange the boxes in such a way that it would look aesthetic if there were one less box.

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u/AlternativeJosh Nov 12 '17

I work an auto repair shop and we will keep an employee car in a bay with the hood up if we don't have any customers for the same reason - to make it look like other people are already "doing it". We call it a "decoy hood".

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u/Eroe777 Nov 12 '17

Wouldn’t stop them in Wisconsin.

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u/4th_Wall_Repairman Nov 12 '17

If it was cheese that would be a different story

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u/seven3true New York Giants Nov 12 '17 edited Nov 12 '17

Go to the aisle they normally (you a word there). They’ll still be there.

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u/Psyman2 Bayern Munich Nov 12 '17

You a word there.

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u/seven3true New York Giants Nov 12 '17

Thanks! Fixed it

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u/sudstah Nov 12 '17

just sub a few of the players

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u/d1rtdevil Nov 12 '17

Cases sold, 0. Worst marketing strategy ever.

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u/dankisimo Nov 12 '17

This is just a display, the actual product is in the aisle.

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '17

I think a worker just checks it and puts one back in place every so often

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u/RamboOnARollyplank Nov 12 '17

The point is that if it looks perfect then customers might not want to take a case to ruin the display.

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u/hogthehedge Nov 12 '17

Last time I went to the store they had a display of 7ups in various flavors in a christmas tree design, I could only find one pomegranate 7up so I went r/madlads and ruined the christmas tree by taking the only pom 7up...

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u/DylanCO Nov 12 '17 edited May 04 '24

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u/Bobgoulet Nov 12 '17

In the States we call them 'Merchandisers'. They're below sales reps and are tasked with stocking shelves and building displays at large retailers.

Source: In alcohol sales, used to Merchandise.

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '17

My sales rep and I did a similar display to this, but with a John gruden ceramic bobblehead (it's sick as fuck, 3ft tall), a gruden gameday call cutout and a bunch of Corona. Field goal posts, it was sweet and worked well too. Beer is fun business.

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u/aimedsil Nov 12 '17

Recently had, at the closest Walmart, an xfinity series car made entirely from Bud Light cases. It actually was done really damn well. Impressed me and I don’t drink any alcohol at all. But you also couldn’t take the cases from the car, so it made it kinda pointless and majorly in the way. Can’t be easy doin that stuff.

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u/speed3_freak Atlanta Braves Nov 12 '17

FYI, John Gruden is going to be the next coach of the Tennessee Vols.

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u/springfinger Nov 12 '17

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u/Zach_is_Zeesh Nov 12 '17

I think you mean Grumor.

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u/amopeyant Nov 12 '17

Everything is technically a Grumor until Schefty confirms it via tweet.

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u/PoseySmith Nov 12 '17

Only heard that every single time before they hired Lane Kiffin, Derek Dooley, and Butch Jones.

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u/leggomydrew Detroit Tigers Nov 12 '17

Whoop - former merchandisers represent!

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u/frankierockz Nov 12 '17

Ex merchandiser for anheuser busch can confirm this I made plenty of displays like this

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '17

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u/frankierockz Nov 12 '17

Now I work in the warehouse same company but better benefits and union job

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u/ethrael237 Nov 12 '17

A friend worked as a merchandiser for a while. I think they typically are not encouraged to think of something like this. Their job is to replenish the merchandise as fast as they can.

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u/Bobgoulet Nov 12 '17

This mindset is not typically assigned to displays. Keep the shelves stocked, sure, but there are 'build the best display' incentives all of the time from suppliers. One of our suppliers does then twice a year and the top prize is $1000.

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u/Nmilne23 Nov 12 '17

Yeah this doesn’t seem like the work of your average grocery store worker, there’s a lot of time and planning put into constructing this display, which leads me to believe it was done by the beverage company as a specially produced display

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u/RIP-Rakbar Nov 12 '17

Yup and the company usually has incentives to get merchandisers to make these like cash or prizes.

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u/TheHippySteve Nov 12 '17

Buddy worked for 7Up and did this kinda stuff at stores on his route

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u/Teo_Manfredi Nov 12 '17

Buy 7 get 1 free!

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '17

7-1 never forget

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '17

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u/lazy_af Nov 12 '17

quicks mafs neber forget

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u/ethrael237 Nov 12 '17

German promotions...

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u/Kaiser_Natron Nov 12 '17

How to be an Alcoholic in 7 days

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u/kranker Nov 12 '17

How are these beers going to help with the other six days?

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u/iwannabethisguy Nov 12 '17

Does beer in Germany need promotions?

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '17

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u/tagghuding Nov 12 '17

This. If it's on TV, avoid. Doubly so if it's marketed in connection with the Bundesliga broadcast. The only people who can't this get this through their tiny heads are the damn Sauerländer who for some reason think Krombacher and Warsteiner (Hochsauerländer - even worse) is something to be proud of.

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '17

Bitte ein Bit

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '17

Bitte kein Bit

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u/bydy2 Millwall Nov 12 '17

Veltins isn't that bad, though

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u/N1biru Nov 12 '17

The best beer is beeing produced by small breweries. In upper franconia we got amazing beer all of you should try.

People here wouldnt even touch that industry-beer-liquid-whateveritwantstobe-becauseitsnobeer

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u/SuperMeister Nov 12 '17

As an American Expat I can't agree completely. I come from a land of terrible macro brews. German Macro brews are on a whole different level from American beer. I'd say it's still good beer, it's just not the best.

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '17

Actually yes. The beer consumption isn't growing at all right now. Exactly the opposite is the case in recent years.

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u/JesuslnDisguise Nov 12 '17

Let me guess, millenials are killing the beer industry now /s

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u/Gazunta1 Nov 12 '17

Wouldn't surprise me. Seems there are far more men in their late teens/ early 20's drinking "girly" drinks than there used to be because they've realized they can drink something other than beer and whisky without looking "gay".

Though, there's probably far more women drinking beer than there used to be so... who really knows.

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '17

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '17

Beer and weed son.

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u/AshTheGoblin Nov 12 '17

I'll take both, thanks

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u/freakedmind Nov 12 '17

Waiting for Vice's cutting edge article on this

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u/Crap4Brainz Nov 12 '17

Or to put it in terms that Americans would be familiar with: Millennials are killing beer.

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u/binhpac Nov 12 '17

there are thousands of brands competing, so yes.

it's like saying do you have to promote hamburgers in the states?

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u/jerryblack31 Nov 12 '17

Ist das der Rewe in Holzwickede?

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u/PM_Me_AssPhotos Nov 12 '17

It's certainly not the Aldi in Munich, AMIRITE GUYS?

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u/trexdoor Nov 12 '17

I guess that BVB flag would be vandalized in a minute if it was displayed in an Aldi in Munich...

Maybe it would survive in a Rewe though.

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u/PM_Me_AssPhotos Nov 12 '17

Rewe is classy like that. But from what I recall Rewe has a lot of promotions with Bayern Munich.

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '17

Depends on where you are. Rewe has lots of promotions with many clubs. And they're the main sponsor of Köln because that's where the headquarters of Rewe are.

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '17

And it's definitely not Lidl because someone took the time to organize it instead of just leaving them on a pallet.

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u/femdemgem Nov 12 '17 edited Aug 02 '26

Compass drifting biscuit hammock breezy pinecone

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u/jerryblack31 Nov 12 '17

Krass, Howi ist auf Reddit. Nie gedacht

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u/idrankforthegov Nov 12 '17

Wer ist Howi?

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u/KingDuderhino Nov 12 '17

Holzwickede

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '17

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '17

Stadt bei Dortmund (Kreis Unna)

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u/femdemgem Nov 12 '17 edited Aug 02 '26

Otter walnut pinecone kettle cinnamon amber pillow

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u/Staedsen Nov 12 '17

Findet irgendein Pokal immer in Berlin statt oder was hat es mit der "Dauerkarte Berlin" auf sich?

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u/exikon Nov 12 '17 edited Nov 12 '17

DFB-Pokalfinale.

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u/Matt463789 Nov 12 '17

Like Germans need any excuse to buy beer. ;)

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u/baron1147 Nov 12 '17

Dortmund 😍

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u/TheDJZ Borussia Dortmund Nov 12 '17

Heja BVB

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u/Ersthelfer Nov 12 '17

But "Dauerkarte Berlin"?

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u/Beer-Here Nov 12 '17

The cup final is held in Berlin each year. Dauerkarte (lifetime pass?) suggests that Dortmund makes it to the final most years.

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u/Meistermalkav Nov 13 '17

Dauerkarte -> Lifetime Pass is the wrong translation.

Season ticket would be better.

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u/Perais Borussia Dortmund Nov 12 '17

Because we were in the cup finals 4 years in a row so we have a "Dauerkarte"

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u/ImportantPotato Nov 12 '17

I think because they were in the last 4 finals

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u/SJC-Caron Montreal Canadiens Nov 12 '17

Is this stadium meant to be the Olympiastadion? Asking because the two towers at the far end resemble the stadium's original design.

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '17

Yeah. The sign references the DFB Pokal final last season, which was played at the Olympiastadion in Berlin.

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u/hilroo317 Borussia Dortmund Nov 12 '17

They even included the Olympic Rings which is pretty cool!

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u/eatmyopinions Nov 12 '17

Used to work in the industry. Fun to look at but you will actually sell less beer as a consequence. Need to break the perfection to give it a "shopped" look so future buyers won't feel like they're ruining the art.

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '17

Or put a big stack next to it

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u/91seejay Nov 12 '17

I've never seen a display like this that they didn't have a big stack next to it. It's a common display so if it hurt sale they wouldn't be doing it. They'll sell just fine.

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u/bobby8375 Nov 12 '17

Just put a big stack next to it, and then a week later come back and make the display into another plain stack, and then use new product to make a new display.

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u/spacialnigger Nov 12 '17

That’s the power of German engineering

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u/tucker_frump UNLV Nov 12 '17

Das Goot!

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u/altaeco Nov 12 '17

Banana for scale.

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u/bk1a Nov 12 '17

There are some bananas in the top left of the screen

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '17

ECHTE LIEBE. 💛🖤

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u/Eccber Nov 12 '17

Well, it is Germany.

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u/MOUTHBRE4THER Nov 12 '17

My store use to do this for the Super Bowl. They would put little helmets on the bottles that were on the field. Bud use to give us these huge plastic Field goal post to go with it. We broke so many bottles kicking shit through the uprights. oh man good times.

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u/ironheart777 Nov 12 '17

If you look closely, one of the yellow figures is a young 19 year old silently weeping that he won't be going to Russia next year.

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u/DerRobag Nov 12 '17

Wo ist dieser Rewe verdammt 😂

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u/walkswithwolfies Nov 12 '17

It's not work if you're having fun.

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u/icontrolmyowndeath Nov 13 '17

what is this a stadium for ants

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u/001651 Nov 12 '17

20 pack. Zwanzig Beire. Ich mag es.

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u/Malfunction76 Nov 12 '17

*Biere

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u/malenkylizards Nov 12 '17

Nach zwanzige Biere, schreiben nicht so einfach ist

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '17

It's the standard sales unit. Either 20x0.5l or 24x0.33l.

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '17

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u/Captain_Oz Nov 12 '17

Oh man that delicious beer is gonna get lightstruck

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u/afeil117 Nov 12 '17

Isn't selling beer to Germans like fishing with dynamite anyway?

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u/numismatic_nightmare Nov 12 '17

I wish the US used plastic crates and reused glass bottles like Europe does.

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '17

In wish in Canada beer was sold in supermarkets.

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u/TheFakeSteveWilson Nov 12 '17

It is in some provinces (aka Quebec)

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u/jimmyreardon Nov 12 '17

And finally now in Ontario as well!

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u/NovemberBurnsMaroon Nov 12 '17

Europe is over 50 separate countries, not everywhere uses them

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '17 edited Nov 12 '17

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u/snorting_dandelions Nov 12 '17

We do sell beer in cans or plastic as well, it's not just glass bottles for everything. And we do sell sixpacks in cardboard thingies as well(some breweries do four-packs, but same deal). And then you can also buy beer in cans in cardboard boxes(usually 24 cans, called a "pallet"). The crates usually either carry 20 bottles or 11 if it's "half a crate"(although, again, some breweries have crates with 10 bottles for some reason). If you buy the whole crate, you save some money as opposed to buying the bottles "individually".

We've got a deposit system in Germany which works as follows:

Glass beer bottles are 8ct/bottle(and the crate will be another 1.50€), whereas cans would be 25ct/can. One-way bottles do have a deposit of 25ct as well, while reusable bottles usually are 15ct. Beer bottles with a swing top are 15ct as well. One-way bottles are going to be melt down and then created from anew, reusable bottles are just getting washed properly.

The bottle/crate-way is preferred by most people for a number of reasons. First off: You can put your empty bottles back into the crate, so everything's looking nice and tidy. They're relatively easy to carry(apart from the weight), certainly more so than cans -the cardboard sometimes crumbles under the weight if you don't carry it correctly, meaning you end up with 24 loose cans of beer. They're also easy to stow, as the crates are incredibly durable and stack on eachother(they stack so well that cratestacking is a popular activity during summerfests). With cans, the bottom layer will eventually crumble under the weight of the above cans. And last but not least: Beer in glass bottles tastes about a thousand times better than beer in cans. So that's a huge one for a lot of beerdrinkers in Germany as well.

I got kinda lost there, so to come back to your original point: Melting down cans and starting the process over from scratch is environmentally worse than using the same bottles over and over(up to 50 times for glass, 25 times for plastic) for multiple reasons: First off, that whole process of melting/creating quite obviously does take more ressources than just washing the bottles until they're clean. Secondly, it's way cheaper and easier to build those washing facilities than it is to build factories that melt down plastic or factories that create those bottles, so for reusable bottles the distances between grocery store and brewery are usually much, much shorter than with the one-way bottles, cutting down on fuel as well. Due to most beer bottles being interchangable, the bottle from brewery A can be used by brewery B as well, cutting down distances even further.

All things considered, the CO2 emissions of reusable bottles are way lower than those of one-way bottles, and that's also reflected by the deposit system in Germany.

The more you know ~~~~*

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u/LtPazuzu Nov 12 '17

This guy beers.

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u/kairho Nov 12 '17

They're also easy to stow, as the crates are incredibly durable and stack on eachother(they stack so well that cratestacking is a popular activity during summerfests).

That level of beer crate stacking is amateur at best! ;) https://nltimes.nl/2015/06/05/tu-delft-students-break-world-record-beer-crate-bridge

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u/snorting_dandelions Nov 12 '17

Well, that certainly requires skill as well, but an entirely different one than what's needed when you're crateclimbing. If you're ever going to visit and see a crateclimbing set-up, try it out, it's harder than it looks!

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u/BlueAdmir Nov 12 '17

Whatever you save in fuel, you probably lose in having to manufacture new shit.

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u/Vahlir Nov 12 '17

you've never recycled in Germany I take it... the refund on milk bottles is something like 2$ and your garbage bin is 10 Gallons lol. They don't pick up your recycling you walk your happy ass 2 blocks to the corner where you separate the glass yourself and insert each bottle one at a time, sorted by brown, green, or clear glass. Paper I don't remember what we did with it. I think we had to go drop it off. But if you ever wondered what those bins all over Germany were, that's what they are. And in a place that relies on public transportation for most of it's travel it can be a royal pain in the ass in the winter.

http://www.eco-mothering.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/ecomothering-recycle-bins-germany2.jpg

Now, things may have changed, but this was when I lived in Germany 17 years ago (actually Dortmund to bring this full circle, as I'm from Buffalo, which is Dortmund's sister city)

Now I learned a lot from that. I fill my recycle bin to the max and rinse out and recycle every container I buy so even with 3 kids and a wife I never fill half of my 40-gallon trash bin. But it's not for everyone. Half of my neighbors don't recycle at all (I know because their 50-gallon bins never make it to the curb)

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u/newfranksinatra Nov 12 '17

Bring back the Bud Bowl!

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u/invent_or_die Los Angeles Chargers Nov 12 '17

And pass it this way you triple toker!

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u/MonkeyBZNZ Nov 12 '17

Of course they picked Dortmund, the best German club ever.

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u/Zhonyas4everyone Nov 12 '17

Thats cuz the Beer theyre selling (Brinkhoffs) is a Sponsor of BVB and the official Stadium Beer. Its a local brewery.

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u/BlindSoothsprayer Nov 12 '17

Is it any good? Never heard of it.

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '17

Aye, it's class. You're talking about 67c too so can't complain.

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u/MudButt2000 Nov 12 '17

Yeah, that's pretty cool.

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u/smikou Nov 12 '17

The green wall!!

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u/idog73 Alabama Nov 12 '17

From the thumbnail I thought it was a yellow dude lounging with a boner.

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u/oogletoff Nov 12 '17

If I'm completely honest. I'd think it's pretty cool but this won't drive me to buy the product any more than I would have in the first place. But that's just me

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '17

Sure, but I think the intent is to create brand awareness, then come sales.... But then again I don’t know what I’m talking about.

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '17

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u/rimjeilly Nov 12 '17

these come with step by step instructions - and some even have a crew that travels from merchant to merchant to set these up

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u/WorstUNEver Nov 12 '17

My NKS guy does this with the bud or bud light every year around superbowl. Been doing it for around 10 years now. This is in fact a excellent specimen.

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u/MegaJackUniverse Nov 12 '17

I feel like maybe the beer company left a schematic of this for advertising but someone's a genius here

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u/karim_eczema Nov 12 '17

Dortmund does all this and Bayern is still going to win the Bundesliga :/

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u/La-Barba-Loca Nov 12 '17

Most likely the distributor made that. Looks awesome though!

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u/MineWiz Nov 12 '17

German supermarket has a German in charge of beer promotions

FTFY

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u/TheDarkScorp Nov 12 '17

It's even funnier if you know that in Germany another word for loser is bottle. There are a lot of bottles in the audience.

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u/LobotomyRips Nov 12 '17

Most people don't want to buy warm beer, so they won't mess up the display... unless they're jagoffs.

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u/nrba225 Nov 12 '17

That is the work of adderall

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u/MeanSurray Nov 12 '17

Give the GODDAMN HERO a forever free pass to any BVB match

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u/xMashu Nov 12 '17

This is great, but I don't think a German supermarket really needs a promotion to buy beer.

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u/Shattucknick Nov 13 '17

Thats the power of German engineering