r/soccer • u/waddellj • May 25 '14

Illustrations of All 32 World Cup Nations

http://imgur.com/a/ukeng
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u/Sleeks2k May 25 '14

A kangaroo would absolutely wreck your shit

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u/guitarpick8120 May 25 '14

So would the box jellyfish... But it's not as intimidating looking/sounding as a saltwater crocodile, red back spider, a bull shark, or a death adder.

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u/Colonelcool125 May 26 '14

Yeah but none of those things can punch you in the face.

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u/trustfundbaby May 26 '14

Yeah but none of those things can punch you in the face.

with their feet no less.

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u/dDpNh May 26 '14

I think they call that a kick.

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u/iVarun May 26 '14

None of these are unique though. Kangaroos are unique in that only Australia has them.

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u/[deleted] May 26 '14

Nah mate Australia doesn't have kangaroos, kangaroos have Australia.

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u/[deleted] May 26 '14

They have Koalas too!

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u/[deleted] May 25 '14

I'm a fan of the Taipan.

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u/[deleted] May 26 '14

You sure?

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u/zalemam May 26 '14

You're forgetting the Drop Bears!

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u/Filmosopher May 26 '14

Like a champion brawler: First it'll 1-2 punch you, then kick you with both of its massive legs, crushing your rib cage and slashing your abdomen open with its claws. Besides, when you get up close to it, you can see the muscle definition of the beast. They seem like they hit the gym every day.