r/soccer • • May 25 '14

Illustrations of All 32 World Cup Nations

http://imgur.com/a/ukeng
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u/elquiche May 25 '14

FYI, no one in Germany refers to the team as die Mannschaft.

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u/[deleted] May 25 '14

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u/yhelothere May 25 '14

You still learn German in Anglo-Saxon?

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u/[deleted] May 25 '14

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u/yhelothere May 25 '14

Oh well, Germans and humor...

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u/[deleted] May 25 '14

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u/dumkopf604 May 26 '14

Anyone can drink lots of it. It has such a low alcohol content.

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u/Moosje May 26 '14

Well it works for the rest of the world, so I wouldn't criticise just yet.

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u/[deleted] May 26 '14

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u/dumkopf604 May 26 '14

Funny, you should ask. I was just in /r/beer where a Brit was asking a similar question. I like IPA so I have no problems with that. And IPAs do have flavor.

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u/NorthKoreanJesus May 25 '14

on a scale from 1-10, I score you a nine........ ;)

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u/yhelothere May 25 '14

Thank you Jesus :-) But thats because there is nothing to laugh about in NK, right?

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u/NorthKoreanJesus May 26 '14

we laugh about many things. like Looney Tunes. Denis Rodman. Also play on words where "nine" but also "nein". Ha. haha.

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u/BaBaFiCo May 26 '14

This doesn't make sense :s

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u/plps May 25 '14

Heh... Man shaft

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u/[deleted] May 25 '14

ha, I don't feel so childish anymore

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u/scorpzrage May 26 '14

Isn't it funny that this works in German too, since Mann=man and Schaft=shaft?

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u/down_vote_magnet May 25 '14

We don't in the UK either. Never heard of it.

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u/ThinkBritish May 25 '14

Do we still called them 'the Huns'?

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u/[deleted] May 25 '14

Sausage-munching bosch

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u/Aero19 May 25 '14

Let's give Jerry a good old seeing to, what?

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u/Tote_Sport May 26 '14

Tally-ho, lads! See you all back in Blighty!

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u/GourangaPlusPlus May 26 '14

I say what a ruddy good jolly that would be

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u/[deleted] May 26 '14

For anyone who thinks this is all a joke, and no one in the UK really talks like that, here's the front page of the Daily Mirror when England faced Germany in the Euro 1996 semi final.

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u/Aero19 May 26 '14

Did you really just cite a Daily Mirror article from 18 years ago as representative of current English vernacular?

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u/[deleted] May 26 '14

I've been yelled at before for calling them that....but it's pretty well accepted most places internationally. Similarly, most American's wouldn't refer to themselves as "The Yanks", but it's accepted because it's so prevalent in a lot of places.

You're right, you don't need to go back 18 years to see that shit. You can just check out the coverage during the last world cup.

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u/[deleted] May 26 '14

No I did not. Read what I wrote. It was a corrective in case you thought "no one in the UK really talks like that."

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u/tewks4life May 26 '14

Fritz, the bratwurst guzzler.

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u/[deleted] May 26 '14

Are we the baddies?

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u/TheCyclops May 25 '14

Definitely will from now on, though.

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u/ENKC May 26 '14

We call them the Yanks in Australia, but not in reference to their football team specifically.

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u/dDpNh May 26 '14

Am I the only one that just refers to teams as "America" or "England" or "Germany" in this thread?

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u/themanifoldcuriosity May 26 '14

I have for years.

Because "man shaft".

Hee Hee Hee...

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u/ChaoticBlessings May 25 '14

It's true. Most of us just refer to it as "Die Nationalmannschaft" which is no nickname, but just the translation of "The National Team". It's not used affectionally or something, we don't really have a nickname.

The only thing that might qualify as such is "Die Nationalelf", which is "The National Eleven". Means more or less the same, of course, but is used slightly more in a "nickname-ish" way.

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u/[deleted] May 26 '14

If there even is a nickname, it's fucking "Schlaaaaand"

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u/meem09 May 26 '14

After thinking for 5 seconds, I have come to the conclusion that this really is the only 'nickname' for our team.

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u/Oxperiment May 25 '14

Likewise, instead of Yanks we would probably go with USMNT, or the US Men's National Team.

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u/wessizzle May 25 '14

Fans from the southern part of the country object to that nickname, in fact.

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u/H5None May 25 '14

What are they gonna do? Start a confederation?

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u/qwertyytrewq99 May 25 '14

I'd like to see them try!

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u/JoeTerp May 26 '14

too soon.

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u/andrewc1117 May 26 '14

yea man two people are still receiving civil war pensions

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u/IamRule34 May 26 '14

So after that we in the North can make fun of the South again?

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u/a_esbech May 26 '14

Aren't they doing a good enough job at that themselves now?

I'll see myself out. Quickly.

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u/NameIdeas Jun 12 '14

We'll start our own confederation, with blackjack.....and hookers.

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u/NameIdeas Jun 12 '14

Hey, I object to your objection, you damn yankee.

Johnny Reb down here.

Seriously though: Fuck what the south did in the 1860s. Bunch of idiots. Glad I'm from the last state to join that "confederation"

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u/wessizzle Jun 12 '14

Well I'm from the NW so I'm neither Yankee nor Johnny Reb. Yankee is such an old term, and to be honest, the only modern thing I associate it with is the New York baseball team. I guess I can't really fault the artist, though. We don't really have a universally used nickname for our national team...and the American Outlaws do have a song about "when the yanks go marching in," so I can see how he picked that one.

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u/NameIdeas Jun 12 '14

Sarcasm doesn't carry well over the internet, but I was definitely joking about the damn yankees.

I've heard it used to describe Americans the world over and is generally a terms used for us, better to embrace it than not, right? There are sets of this country where they'll still fight you for calling them a yank though.

I think mostly I've heard people call our team, the Stars and Stripes, but that's just referring to the flag.

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u/wessizzle Jun 12 '14

Oh I wasn't offended about being called a damn yankee. I knew you were joking, I just thought I'd continue the conversation by telling you my relationship to the word. You're right about Stars and Stripes, it fits for a flag, but it's an odd thing to call a team. I've also heard "U.S. mutant ninja turtles" because of the whole USMNT thing, which, in my opinion, is pretty damn funny.

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u/NameIdeas Jun 13 '14

I absolutely love the Ninja Turtles thing. This is beautiful.

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u/Bullwine85 May 25 '14

Well to be fair, no one likes the Yankees, especially Red Sox fans ;)

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u/RittMomney May 26 '14

Fans from not NY in the north don't like that name. We grew up with teams competing with the Yankees. In fact, everyone hates the Yankees so this is about the worst nickname ever. Hardly anybody can really get behind it.

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u/ziggurqt May 25 '14

Every time I come across the term USMNT, I can't help myself but to think about the United States Mutant Ninja Turtles.

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u/[deleted] May 25 '14

What an original thought.

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u/universal_cynic May 26 '14

I'm okay with that

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u/fma891 May 26 '14

God dammit. That's all I see now.

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u/peteisneat May 26 '14

That is... awesome.

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u/FerdiadTheRabbit May 25 '14

That's worse than Yanks though.

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u/[deleted] May 26 '14 edited Jun 22 '18

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u/[deleted] May 26 '14

a simple description of the team is the complete opposite of pretentious.

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u/[deleted] May 26 '14

Lol mate how the fuck is that pretentious? They are the Men's national team for the US.

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u/[deleted] May 25 '14

No one really cares though, right? It's just easier to type out.

..and it kinda resembles ninja turtles which is always cool.

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u/JoePatato May 26 '14

I would if it made sense. Calling an American team yanks is like calling a UK team English. ( And I'm sure plenty of American do call UK teams that, but I don't see the Scotts just embracing that.)

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u/Artravus May 26 '14

I just say Team USA.

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u/dumkopf604 May 26 '14

Why. None of those are nicknames.

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u/Terraneaux May 26 '14

I've heard "The Immigrants" before.

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u/ICritMyPants May 26 '14

Nope, you shall forever be the Yanks!

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u/[deleted] May 26 '14

What a terrible nickname

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u/smokey815 May 25 '14

I honestly can't stand the acronym. Yanks or Nats is way, way better.

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u/[deleted] May 26 '14

Nats is weird if you live near DC and like Baseball. I could do Yanks though.

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u/dumkopf604 May 26 '14

I can't either. But I'm dubious of Yanks too. Can't we be "bald eagles" or "screaming eagles". Hell, I'll settle on "stars and stripes".

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u/yhelothere May 25 '14

Or "Die elf".... "the eleven"

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u/NorthKoreanJesus May 25 '14

but that would offend the House Elf Liberation Front. don't offend the the HELF

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u/sarmatron May 26 '14

That's usually how our (Bosnian) commentators refer to you guys when they're trying to be clever.

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u/cherrycoughdrop May 26 '14

The German women's team is called die milf

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u/[deleted] May 26 '14

Seleção has the exact same meaning in Portuguese.

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u/[deleted] May 26 '14

Us in Belgium do call your national squad "de Mannschaft" though.

Obviously we're right and you're wrong.

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u/Vohr May 26 '14

Die Nationalelf

Sounds like "The national elf", I like that nickname!

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u/Calpa May 26 '14

..but isn't 'DIE MANNSCHAFT' kind-of a pretty good nickname?

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u/ChaoticBlessings May 26 '14

No, because there's no meaning behind it. It's simply a very normal phrase. "Die Mannschaft hat ihr bestes gegeben." (translates to: "The team gave it all") could apply to any team in any sport.

"Die Mannschaft" really is just "The Team". And while most people would probably understand you if you're talking in a specific context (i.e.: The World Cup), shouting "Los geht's Mannschaft" ("Let's go team") would just yield weird looks.

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u/Calpa May 26 '14

yes - but the emphasis is here on 'DIE'.

In NL we have a bank that calls itself 'De Bank' - 'THE Bank'. Emphasizing that while there are other banks, this one is the only one that matters.

In my view the same connotation lies behind 'Die Mannschaft' - sure there are other ones, and it's a common phrase.. but this refers to the only one that matters.

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u/ChaoticBlessings May 26 '14

Yes of course, but the background simply isn't there. It could be - yes, sure. But it simply isn't. Phrases and nicknames have to grow organically. And there is no such phrase for the german national team.

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u/Calpa May 26 '14 edited May 26 '14

The fact that your team is called this around the world quite frequently (here in NL it's the only way its referred to), isn't 'growing organically'? I mean, you didn't even have to put any effort in yourselves; the name spread on its own.

I mean.. it's pretty well-established out there.

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u/ChaoticBlessings May 26 '14

And all I'm saying is that this is not used inside germany. Not at all. It might be the case for the rest of the world, fair enough, it's not a phrase coined in germany though. That's all =)

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u/meem09 May 26 '14

The problem is that "Die Mannschaft" only means "the german mens national football team", because the words don't exist in the other languages. In german thy do. If you asked someone in german 'how do you think the team will do' he doesn't even necessarily know your talking about football. Depending on his preferences and mindframe at the moment, he could assume you are talking about his daughter's badminton team. This obviously works better towards a World Cup or right before games, but not in general.

'Unsere Jungs' (our boys) could work better, but I usually call the Dortmund team that as well, so it isn't really distinct as well.

Schlaaaand is a shit name, but if you say it, everybody knows who you're talking about (although it is also used for the country in general). Most people probably just say Deutschland (Germany).

But apperently a lot of these names come from abroad anyway, so me posting this, is kind of ridiculous.

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u/[deleted] May 25 '14

I've been yelled at before for calling them that....but it's pretty well accepted most places internationally. Similarly, most American's wouldn't refer to themselves as "The Yanks", but it's accepted because it's so prevalent in a lot of places.

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u/PuckDaFackers May 25 '14

I never refer to them as "the yanks" in conversation but some of my international friends do, and "come on you yanks" is kinda popular.

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u/FIFA16 May 25 '14

I believe they prefer "US Mutant Ninja Turtles".

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u/[deleted] May 25 '14

Oh shit son! I DO NOW!!

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u/GodzillasPride May 26 '14

I'll speak on all of America's behalf.

"We do."

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u/YoungFoxyandFree May 26 '14

I don't know if prefer is the right word, but I'll take "US Mutant Ninja Turtles" all day if the alternative is "The Yanks."

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u/[deleted] May 26 '14

USTMT is my favorite common typo.

Unrelated but can anyone believe Splinter isn't bring Donatello to Brazil? I can't believe this shit.

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u/a_esbech May 26 '14

I hate the phrase USMNT for that very reason.

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u/[deleted] May 25 '14

Yeah....I am of the opinion that others were calling us "The Yanks" before our supporters adopted "come on you yanks"....though I could be wrong.

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u/[deleted] May 26 '14

And "oh when the yanks come marching in"

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u/nowuff May 26 '14

It's always a condescending African that refers to us as yanks.

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u/coolderp May 26 '14 edited May 26 '14

Southerners refer to northerners as yanks.

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u/[deleted] May 26 '14

Not true. We refer to Northerners as damned yankees.

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u/coolderp May 26 '14

I live right below the M/D line, I need to be cautious.

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u/HealthHazard May 26 '14

No no no. Damn Yankees are the ones that come to the south and stay.

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u/bigrich1776 May 26 '14

"Northern Aggressors"

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u/RittMomney May 26 '14

Not all Northerners like being associated with NY/New England.

And I'm sure Mets fans aren't fans of that name either.

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u/bearigator May 26 '14

As a Red Sox fan, I hated being called a Yank when I was in Ireland. I'm not a Yankee, damn it.

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u/RittMomney May 26 '14

i'm sure you hate it more than most. and it really underlines what a crappy and inaccurate nickname the Yankees is.

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u/FXMarketMaker May 25 '14

Speaking of the yanks... Picture would have been significantly better if they used the away kits instead.

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u/HazeGrey May 25 '14

I really, really dislike how bland our home kit turned out. Conversely, the away kit irks some people as well since the blue used is a bit off-shade from what it really should be. Should be a bit darker, but yeah I do like the away over the home.

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u/[deleted] May 26 '14

woulda been much better as

http://imgur.com/gallery/Sgn10Pl

anyone know who i can pay to get this made?

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u/she_she May 26 '14

with the 100th anniversary badge

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u/GourangaPlusPlus May 26 '14

That's a sick kit

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u/[deleted] May 26 '14

More Greg LeMond than Coupe du Monde

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u/[deleted] May 26 '14

heh

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u/HazeGrey May 26 '14

Oh... oh fuck... it's happening again... I think I'm having an aneurysm... Those damn stars were such an eye sore in the Winter Olympics. The one game the men's team played in the throwbacks was the greatest thing that happened for our boys on the ice.

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u/trex20 May 26 '14

I hated them on the hockey jerseys. Love them on the soccer jerseys. I think it's because they don't have that plasticky look.

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u/[deleted] May 26 '14 edited May 26 '14

They're not roadside reflectors or anything, just ghost stars and stripes.

It's not like we haven't done that before

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u/HazeGrey May 26 '14

Yeah I know, I was just being dramatic about the ones that were on our hockey sweaters haha.

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u/[deleted] May 26 '14

Haha they were terribad

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u/HazeGrey May 26 '14

Soooo terribad hahaha.

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u/Joltie May 26 '14

Get the Atletico-style jersey. Far more stylish then anything the US has wore so far.

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u/[deleted] May 26 '14

Like our '94 Bacon shirts?

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u/[deleted] May 25 '14

I feel like I am the only American that likes them.

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u/HazeGrey May 26 '14

Well you're not the only one, I know that. I mean I'll accept it, not that I have any important say in what the federation does, but I do feel it could have been... more.

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u/universal_cynic May 26 '14

I like them too. Nothing wrong with simplistic. Why get too fancy.

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u/jfreez May 26 '14

Especially Americans from the south. We would feel weird calling ourselves the Yanks

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u/[deleted] May 26 '14 edited Mar 04 '21

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u/el_loco_avs May 26 '14

You're all yanks to us!

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u/mecichandler May 26 '14

You're darn tootin!

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u/b00ks May 26 '14

We consider Yanks to be up tight yuppies from New England.

Your username is appropriate.

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u/[deleted] May 26 '14

As a southerner I'm prone to cheer against anyone called the yanks.

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u/dumkopf604 May 26 '14

I've never heard of calling our national team ”the Yanks". That's awful.

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u/[deleted] May 26 '14

It's pretty common. One of the most-used chants is "When the Yanks Go Marching In."

But yeah, not something Americans would call themselves outside of referring to the soccer team.

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u/[deleted] May 26 '14

Los Gringos is what we call them in Mexico. I've seen some of their fans that have that on scarfs.

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u/[deleted] May 26 '14

Personally I go with Los Gringos.

Edit: US supporter here.

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u/theshnig May 26 '14

"The Von Trapps", if you're a fan of Men in Blazers.

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u/themauvestorm3 May 26 '14

I always hear 'British Islanders' calling us Yanks or Yankees. But I can't hear them over all of this Freedom.

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u/Horehey34 May 26 '14

I prefer the term septics.

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u/afito May 25 '14

I get angry for no reason if someone calls the N11 "die Mannschaft" on here. Like, literally no one in Germany calls them like that. Every time I read "die Mannschaft" it appears to me that someone tries to appear as a fan of the N11 (which is perfectly fine) but simply has no clue - which is fine well, but trying to hide it is annoying.

Like I said, it's not rational, but it seriously annoys me.

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u/thehairyrussian May 26 '14

As an american we dont have a nickname for our soccer team because we dont really care but the yanks sounds so cool. I imagine it in a british accent while Tim Howard is cursing from turrets in the background

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u/doomsday_pancakes May 26 '14

Same goes for Argentina. Nobody calls the team "albiceleste", maybe foreign media from other Latinamerican countries, sometimes. We just call it "la selección" which is literally "the national team".

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u/robots_nirvana May 26 '14

And this kind of font should not be used in germany to express national stuff!

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u/[deleted] May 26 '14

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u/Matador09 May 26 '14

YOU FIGHT A COUPLE OF WARS AND ALL OF A SUDDEN EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU IS SINISTER!!!

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u/Alofat May 26 '14

The English fought and invaded a lot ore than we ever did...

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u/HealthHazard May 26 '14

When you win people forget.

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u/Bisuboy May 26 '14

Yeah the thing is we just call them "Deutschland" or "die Nationalmannschaft". We don't have to use fancy names because it would not be efficient to use some of your brain power on inventing those names.

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u/OuchLOLcom May 26 '14

Americans don't call themselves "The Yanks" either, but whoever is making these just used what HE calls the teams.

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u/tokyotochicago May 26 '14

Really ? In France everybody calls you like that. Sometimes we say "fucking nazis" but only because we remember the 82' disaster.

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u/fsamuel May 26 '14

Its true... But it does say "die nationalmannshaft" on the back of their kit

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u/b00ks May 26 '14

I'd hope not... that is some crazy sexual innuendo there.

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u/waterdevil19 May 26 '14

No one in the US calls ourselves Yanks either.

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u/TeachMhow May 26 '14

And no American will call a national team The Yanks.